Part 2
APHORISMS/EPIGRAMS/WISECRACKS/+book and story titles and invented words
8 July, 2011 (Begin entering from notes)
I ought to no, but I think I'll yes.
If it ain't fixed, don't broke it.
The
weak point of this civilization is the widespread idea that one can
pay later
for
something one gets now, and by extension, that if one defers it long
enough,
it
won't have to be paid for at all.
Concerto for Cholo and Orchestra.
The War on Candor.
Have you seen me? [pictures of Elvis, others]
Junk start your day with Rice Krispies!
Frank & Stein Biological Laboratories, Inc.
Is there any art left, or is it all promotion for something else?
Poetry is an attempt (sometimes successful) to beautifully express
the inexpressible.
Jew otter been dumb ovaries. (You ought to be in the movies)
One experience is worth more than millions of labels.
Eco-Revolt.
The World Economics Pyramid Scheme.
A heavy gravy planet.
This sanity is driving me crazy!
clumsilient
A bird: seagle or eagull. Or is that two birds?
The Gandhi Dancer.
He died of birth.
The Five Fool Groups.
Life = 0/∞.
Hysterectomy victim gets pregnant!
Cook-crock-clock-radio.
Teufelvision.
Curtain of Irony or Ironic Curtain.
Reader's Digest Condemned Books.
Campbell's Condemned Soups.
Scamonomics and scamocracy.
Truth and Claw.
Ice cream a la mode.
"Raise awareness about....." = propaganda.
The Horror Story of Everyday Life.
Resting on one's Laurels and Hardys.
Wailing for the living dead, for the dead living.
The Queen's Spittoon.
My problems are largely mentritual, rather than physichabitual.
The Uncommon Criminal.
Epistoicism?
Ode to a gonad.
The end of meaning and the meaning of the end.
Sneakrat documents....
Guess who is the keeper of the flame....
How to Deflower the Devil or Deflower of Evil.
He was a writer of some notes.
God helps those who help others (or just help).
Have you ever seen a cute appendicitis or a cute pneumonia?
2/8 to wait in Kuwait for too weight.
A ten spot in a teapot.
Survival Addiction. (New psychiatric disease).
Speaking of the unspeakable....
Travesty, International.
Dog's name: Poochini.
Beer-Hall Pooch.
Living on burrowed time in a space wrap.
"I'm your..fiend" A fiend /of the family / of the court / in need.
He who communicates is boss.
Potty politics.
The Tuna-filled Trolley.
The Toonerville Trolley Soviet Socialist Republic.
Specialist in diagonal noses.
The threat of global smarming....
Beauty is therapeutic for the universe.
The court before the hearse.
Quiet Abyss.
The Learned Goat (or pig).
Woking With Dinosaurs.
All the world is SPAM.
Great minds run in the same ruts.
An arcane cane.
Music to make your frog legs jump.
It's all done with bootstraps.
That's ma tilde: ~
The farmer/cattleman who rotated his stock.
Help! My computer is holding me hostage!
A surly riser....
The bank foreclosed on his clothes.
Alcohol is a solvent of wit.
Wise guise disguise.
If you're not careful you'll end up holding your end up.
I'm an illegal alien in this universe.
He was an ineffectual intellectual.
Before I can be one, I have to be two (or some other vitamins).
Kiss my yak.
I think, therefore I think I think.
Porn in the public domain.
We are the victims of our own solutions.
It remains to be seen what it remeans to be sane.
Is Route 666 paved with good intentions?
We live between our own self-created heaven and hell.
Absinthe makes the heart go flounder..
Inspect the unexpected.
"Serving the public since one trillion, B.C."
The Machinery at the End of the World.
The key in-greed-ient.
Open Source art.
He fell, but managed to land on his defeat.
Labor-slaving devices.
A noodle in a Hey! stack.
You're out of hors d'oeuvres!
Abdominable snowman.
Scryptures.
Languish as a second anguish.
Word slinger, paint slinger, sound slinger.
"And now a few worms of wisdom from...."
Survival of/by/for symmetry/cemetery.
Sign in bathroom: "In case of evacuation, pull chain."
Half a dream may be better than a nun.
Strangler In A Strangled World.
Washed up on the shore of infamy.
Rainbow syrup -- just add water.
It's better to be irreverent than to be irrelevant.
Be Kind To Your Monster Week.
A world of mythology and symbols.
Self-hypnosis for Dummies.
Self-mutilation for Dummies.
Pappy Yocum pudding.
Microsoft Open Sewers / Sores.
Worship your warship.
He was arrested for obstructing just us.
The average is savage.
War at the end of the words.
Was it Wagner who wrote the anal chorus.
The jusical mule box.
John the Baptist's head: "You want fries with that?"
Goldman snacks.
The Art of the Heart/ The Heart of the Art.
Pigs with tricky noses.
The truth is an acceptable substitute.
In dog we thrust.
Toad on a Grecian Urn.
What did Mrs. Scrooge say when she joined Women's Liberation?
"Bra humbug!"
He tamed her with his magic wand.
Hunters: don't forget to rotate your stalk.
When everything is automatic, what will life do?
Life imitates the future.
Life as a hobby.
The lie and cheat economy through history.
The military/industrial/financial/medical/media/pharmaceutical/psychiatric/
political/scientific/sociological/religious/philosophical/marketing/
historical/aesthetic complex.
Things that should not be.
Sole searching.
All porpoise labels.
Are you disabled, disempowered, disenfranchised, dissident, dissoluble,
disregarded, dissipated, disguised, disappointed, dislexic, dissembling,
discontented, disemboweled, disinterred, etc.? Tough!
Dream repair shop.
Hitch your vagrant to a star.
I'm the main iac around here.
Unnatural History Museum.
Lord Leto and the Duncans. (rock group)
Menu for the last supper.
The passionate word-carver.
It's a matter of life.
The program concluded with the Spike Jones arrangement of Ave Maria.
Enjoy Swanson's Sweetened Swill.
Sent from my Dingleberry dumb phone.
Sad Sack, Meesheck, Abednego early. ????????
Snoid's of London.
Who can say what a dog's nose knows?
Famous Analists School.
I come bearing unbearable gifts.
Witless witness for a crown/crowd/cloud of throngs.
Dullitudinous magic.
My tendency to ostrichize makes me a less valuable component
of any group of society
Standing alone, rubber duckless.
A prism farm.
Convert it to a self-inflicted suppository!
Aluminum trousers....
"Good mourning!"
Obama nation.
A world of answer-clingers.
Fanny King's wig.
Chimp at the piano.
When freckles start to fall.
Forest Lawn Symmetry.
He threw up (vomited?) his hands.
Cephaloplegic -- paralyzed from the neck up.
Don't soup your slurp!
We all begin life as rejects.
The war on morons.
Are you a cell-phone cripple?
Fools peed astern.
A gatored community.
Happy Hollandaise!
The food pyramid racket.
99 Seance Store
Did you ever see a yellow 'cello?
A potentially preposterously pretentious hippopotamus.
Pill grammar age.
Going blisslessly along not knowing what I am doing.
Enamored of dreams; rejecting their manifestation.
Master of drudgery/ immortal drudge/ superstar of drudgery.
How You Can Profit From the Coming Fool Shortage.
Increase the size of your porcupine. (universe...)
Please drive in the Car-Fool lane.
Buy-partisan politics.
The organism man is a complex manure factory in donut form.
Dreaming levels.
A Sioux name Boy.
A banned concert.
A lobster in pants.
Got to be free! Free to be God!
Wooden pajamas.
Entry level → exit level.
A London Derrière. [very old joke]
Postmonition: corollary of premonition.
The Smarter Martyr.
Search by metaphor.
People who can see, need spectacles.
"Learn to concentrate in an outdoor setting. Come to our Concentration
Camp. Love, Adolf."
Life is an unending stream of platypuses.
Excess Parrot Transit Service.
The Maw of Illusion.
What do you want this world to have or be like? OK, produce it.
Heroes of Zero.
Relative relativity.
Tomorrow sauce.
Hobo Sapiens.
If you hire wolves to guard the sheep, what do you pay them with?
The Department of Homeless Security.
A precautionary tale with anti-bellum sediments.
How many examples does it take for Man to learn what doesn't work?
Sign up now for famine lessons!
Being curious, Ken tried fucky chicken.
If you pretend I'm Santa Claus, I'll pretend you're a little kid.
You are what's eating you.
God fodder.
Drink Prune-Tang!
Are you all right? -I'm all that's left.
The benefest of prolixity.
Success Through Sucking Cess
Carrion luggage.
Leapin' gizzards!
The swami's sweater swelled suavely.
We have the choice: simplify or complify.
The eager Greek, Alacrites.
I take my music serially.
Many a ship is dashed on the rock of mediocrity.
My opianion (myopia/opinion)
National Yes Turd Day
Taco-Bell Telephone.
As in fiction, life seems to be a series of adventures in suspense and resolution.
Hacking (etc.) for funny prophets.
A Brief History of the Age of Misinformation and Trivia
Eschewing the Path of Goofiness
Go scrutinize yourself.
Abstinance makes the ______ grow ______.
Human Rights Outbreak!
A pure bred burden dog.
Ghoulash is a stew made from ghouls.
Caution: Bored on board.
The Hippo Critical Ghost
Lots of people watch teleblindness.
Don't get any funny ideas! (To a comedian during a holdup.)
Super califragile ballistic XP halitosis.
History will always be a myster because of incompetent and biased observers and recorders.
Son of A Gony
In this complex society one has to be a specialist in order to survive and a generalist
in order not to succumb.
Table of Discontents.
Pederastrian crossing.
The Endless Suicide Note
There, but for gravity, go I.
Beethoven's Rhapsody on a Theme of Woody Guthrie.
Learn Anguish as a second languish.
The Role of Nobodyhood.
From the subliminal to the reticulated.
Two lips in a vise.
It's one thing to read between the lines, and another to write between the lines.
Tomorrow is Endlessday.
The onerous offer of a rhinoceros.
H is for harangutang.
Absinthe makes the heart grow fondue.
Man is escaping from Nothing.
Congratulations on surviving the treatment!
He speaks drivelese.
Billions of Americans have been crawled up in the Terror Against Warism.
Fashion sensation - plush tacks!
Here is a rapscallion wrapped in scallions.
Chicken of Deceit. (brand of tuna)
Send this request to the department of Imaginary Flavors.
Metaphysticuffs.
Life Gets Teejus Donuts.
Translated from the original Anguish by the author.
The Menace of Bovine Flatulance
Le Tombeau d'etre.
The blind leading the one-eyed.
The government's latest statement sheds some dark on the situation.
Just say, "know".
And in this coroner....
Glow-in-the-dark poem in praise of death: a light emitting die ode.
Zen insurrection.
Over all, he got it all over his overalls, when it was all over.
Soul: a chip off the old God.
What have we got, Toulouse?
Cryptocracy
When being selected for a jury pool, one will be well understood by exercising
juris-diction. Once chosen for a jury, it is best to practice juris-prudence.
Deadicare.
Civilization runs aground on the reefs of words. The wars of the words.
Aunt Tigony was related to Aunt Agony.
In speaking sign language, do people have accents?
Let's publish Finnegan's Wake on a Möbius strip.
Don't lien on my house, you might knock it down.
What's God's opinion on this subject?
My greatest contribution to Art may turn out to have been posing for life drawing classes.
A moron is someone who can't learn a lesson.
The New World Odor.
The Four Horsemen with pocketlips.
Fiendish Bozos Institute (FBI)
Insane Robbery Syndicate (IRS)
Craven Instigators Abomination (CIA)
Nefarious Snooping Affliction (NSA)
In the Far Distant Present
The Blogless Blog.
Love your enmities.
Welcome to the National Assholes Guild Annual Convention!
Welcome to Proctoscopia!
That's deludicrous!
He was arrested for making mazel tov cocktails.
Flying the spinnaker of futurity.
Rabbi tears on tv.
Another Greek philosopher, Mediocrates.
Put your lies under your pillow, and the Truth Ferry will take them away.
Ostriches hide sand in their heads.
Come on, baby, fight my lyre.
War is a collision of collusions.
The famous dog composer Poochini.
We are typographical errors in a cosmic epic novel.
Pass me the Tomorrow Sauce.
This is a clean pollution city.
It was an illegal alias.
Symphony in K, 7/11 time.
Computers are controlled by Al Gore rhythms.
No child left with a behind.
They received a standing innovation.
The statue was blemished by ass tarnishment.
Yesterday we received a quart of quartz quirts.
Gounod's faucet was turned off.
Hippoposthumous.
A halfing lyena.
The Bark of the Meast
Pyrite Journalism.
Marching to a diffident drummer.
In the jungle there were Great Balsa Fires.
Some new words: opportuniculty; difficultunity; slychotic.
Line from a movie: "Great minds think alike."
Response: "Great minds think for themselves."
Stollywood Harlots.
He was known for his poisonality.
The non-drinker became a teatotalitarian.
Book: The Hideous Persuaders.
His idea was the cream of consciousness.
He was diagnosed as having a simple inferiority complex.
Book; Lives of the Rich and Famished.
If we can pretend, can we also posttend?
Parasuits (parasites in suits).
The successful gambler was referred to as "The Wizard of Odds".
The untidy statistician was interred by thirds in turds.
Where have you been, Haydn?
Uncle Adolph's summer camp for kids.
His activities were out of the maniac stream.
Hate is a boomerang.
Levi Strauss mouse trousers.
The magic potion included a cupful of dried innocence.
My duty is beauty or booty.
Smog kills; Smaug lives.
His speeches were terminally interminable.
Computer message: "Cease and desist: system deceased!"
His companion was an antagonnoyance artist.
He was often found striving under the influence.
He was known for his wreckless driving.
There, but for a fortune, go I.
Laziness is a form of idle worship.
Pray for peace; prey for peace; pay for peace; play for peace.
We went to see the old, pasteurized horse.