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Part 3

APHORISMS/EPIGRAMS/WISECRACKS/+book and story titles and invented words

Napoleon Blownapart
The Tunaville Trollope
The gift of grab
Chronic Labeling Syndrome
Shelf-analysis in Wonderland
Abra cadaver
The density of destiny
autobituary
four weasel drive
a world of weasel words
matter-energy-space-time machine
anthropomayonnaise
The Recline of the West
hopin' for isness
Do you "have" insurance, or does insurance "have" you?
A Lass [alas] in Wonderland
vocabulazy
Go plaigerize yourself!
Love is Just Around the Coroner
poetic ambiguity is a virtue
The twenty-tooth fairy
Life Without Purchase
Old English as a second language
Sign: "Hopin' for Business"
People with Diabetes require insulation
the human magic-tragic-comedy
we are surrounded by miracles
"Sign the contrap on this line."
"is": the miracle
autobiocracy
It's Not Nestlé Sarah Lee so.
The Statue of Limitations
Millionaire application form
There we were, waiting in line for the electric chair.
"Stay there. I'll be right over." "Go away. He was left under."
Pulling the teeth of the indentured servants
He can't see the forest for the subtletrees.
Now that you're back, I miss the missing.
A rogue's collar  [Rhodes scholar]
Is survival over-rated?
Have you flogged your frog today?
Have you hugged your bug?
The dog said, WOW! in the bow of the boat.
Creeping informational velveeta
unintentional meditation
Gravestone: "No comment"
The image tree
a dog's bone appetite
the cwedit wabbit
All you have to know is.
symetrical cemetery ceremony
The wicked wretch of the West
Gravestone: "Just visiting."
...in this cosmic blink....
de-nihilist
contagion of quotations
today is a lethal holiday
You can 't find silly hall.
none of a kind
He sighed to be on the side of suicide.
cell phone orphans
the Los Angeles wildernoise
UFO: Usually Faulty Observation
Radio and tv broadcasting: the kingdom of flapping mandibles.
Don Juan: serial lover.
Viagra Falls
Nautilus is not Alice
Warren Pizza Parlor
fly sweater
One-way street; two-way street, four-way street, no-way street
A Concise History of Hot Air
Never talk to stranglers.
science terrorists
Abrahamster
boonemesis
A victory....for some....
individual, multividual
A psychiatrist is a medical doctor who doesn't like to get his hands dirty.
co-insolence
creamatorium
creatorium
global warming denier denier
Life: a question with no perfect answer.
The most prominent chemical element is obvium.
The Tibetan Goon of the Bed
the sneakret service
the 5th demention
doctor's dis-appointment
Sherlock Homeless
dog doing its thing; person doing its think
cucumbersome
An ounce of pretension is worh a pound of allure.
Captain ______, the bipolar explorer.
time troubadors
a tour of Carlsbad taverns
the broker economy
You Tube, Brute?
Those who do and those who talk.
The biggest lie: "Trust me, it's for your own good."
trinary arithmetic
Is leaf rustling a capital crime?
Are you sure you're not sure?
Some people are memorable and others are forgettable, like...what's his name?
memorabilia/forgetabilia
silly fossicle
Sam musing
And Man cleveraged himself into dust.
Skid-row Party candidate
a nonsensus of opinion
hoodlumocracy
paper or plastic?  [cash or credit card]
psoriasisaurus
car poo lane
lagislation
Don't interrupt me when I'm trying to interrupt you!
She out-tweeted me.
Hospital: expensive, slow, euthanasia
All I know is what I read in the noisepapers.
KJBR broadcasting
avant-garde, rear-garde, regardless
music in 7/11 time, key of K
Judas is carrion.
Atlas Drugged
schitzofreudian
mellifluous mollification
What part of life is not fantasy?
a bird chirp in a hurricane
Kamikaze Comics
CDs and DVDs are 20th century clay tablets.
The First World Riot  1914
I'm laconic, but lack the conical hat.
The word of a coward is not worth one-third of an absurd turd.
harangutang
I take my body for a walk
A barcode toad
an offal nightmare
Millions of People Survive Heat Wave
The Faith of Reason
Global warming is caused by horseshit.
Dubiocracy
Poetry is a way to say something or nothing
   beautifully, obscurely, circuitously and sometimes interminably.
Welcome to the nightmare.
lassoing the wind
Secterrorist
gestoppen mit der gestapo
There is no life but life.
four egg sample
"television" makes people nearsighted