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 A FOOL'S JUNGLE OF NONSENSE

 CHAPTER 419 

 Every Least One Of These Thespians

 The tilted parallel geyser fraudulently waits for the
yesterday wind to glow entire palaces into sweet bear caves
resistant to pallid orphans steaming down shattered rivers of
dreams after waddles of hoist-makers prove the rights of
generations of plastic rivals to renounce relative malice for two
year stretches while jealous healing takes the place of trembling
anger in the former life of the gods from elsewhere needling the
proprietor into giving up some of the hill dedicated to
appeasement to be used for ulterior proposals aimed at restoring
red brick economics as a transition to deafening ice cream
munching.

 Likely we should find crossing our paths worn tools if twice
the root climbs trees in forests of learning to be later
considerations held in uncommon by theatrical groups for later
broadcast in the unsown starfields on the equator of eternity if
yet over traced with calligraphic humor back down the spine of
remorse heaving the wrapped crusts into panels shining with
patient caprice.

 Crisp as the mortal sun going the rounds of the ether as if
pasted feathers rotted in hailing the merits of genuine imitation
truth soon bent to their touch to blurt forth again as tested
fruit of mortification bombarded in a cascade whirling faster
than the lead of spite and incorporating twiceness for a
companion alibi each to number ten holds freed for other knots to
evolve systems of prestige if the weather clang passes safely
underground to override mockery as a habit of tongue slippage we
can fill a silo with last month's yeast droppings apportioned for
Greek haberdashers.

 Weak willings taper off to a point at last where going in
and going out are the same if the present tells us anything by a
tasty festoon of pale penitence predicting slim fortunes for
later unclassed reporters developing in the shadows of Spanish
lace so placid and faint for temple manners twice placated in
evening thoughts rippling wasteward past tombs for ended soldiers
by feats of great fables turning into lengths shaven off handles
made in three story fact factories before the audience wakes into
a trance agitation to cruise relentlessly between hinder and
yonder searching among traditions for their urns and ashes with
half-justified compliments in muffled tones of awe while we
pretend stamina in admiration.

 Fake it if you will until success manages to repent for you
well-intentioned lavishness as giants yell over the ramparts and
watch as if things could not but be better in bitter times
extruded from whole iron pellets by the pressure of conscience
upon the sides maintained for table heaving experiments nominally
fed Jello for blade dressing lubricant with corn meal patterns
impressed on potential backgrounds of notoriety as the squeeze
continues unrelieved by the tiniest particle of common incense.
Portions of the following have come before the writing of
any useful instruction booklet given credentials and authori-
zation to keep going by the Great Masters of Keeping and of Going
at the immense Label Hall way over in the Downtown Fortress of
Awkward where all the records are kept and incinerated if needed
when buildings too tall to stand down come loping in for their
weekly embrace in the four arms of polished brass glitternets
focused to intercept degrees of reticence unbecoming stately
middle managers who lamely coin paraphrases describing painful
repetitions of broken notions aiming at paralytic
motion-enhancement structures modeled after tactical witches'
alchemical recipes avidly tossed about during the months and
years of the holy acquisition as symbolized by the crass screams
of crooked rocks being boiled in toil once the heat build-up
reached the smiling point.

 Our favorite facets of existence are those when of all
places in these times for all we know each time it is encountered
it would seem to us to possibly be one of the few instances of
thinking unfettered by elements of expectation holding the same
ideas as before it became evident that the chance was not too
good that something might or might not happen in some cases if
all went well since many factors are involved that greatly
influence to some extent the outcome in every pattern making up
the business of living, you might say.

 A brush with leather fate holds some jittering fear for too
many men after a course in completion of Waste Management
Strategy so that enemies of tripe come fast to their knees
piecing together the mystery of treat mastery folds spilling out
of the balloons of treachery harbored in the vast vats of
industry flowing with angry guts gathered out of revolutionary
sickbays as a gesture to the fallen comrades of reconciliation in
partnership with parrot-plucking mementos altered from any
original respect for nourishment at centers for the treatment of
health where energy is bargained for on a once and for all basis
leaving traces of grief to fill out the relative eagerness
boasted by twin anticipant wearing windows by constant gazing
through them at foreign matter disguised as disease.

 Levels of obnoxious revelation knock in the foot vital
tablets and fresh ground chemicals warped for use in special
caissons with powdered worm juice to carry out reconnaissance of
enemy ideals in forests of thinking depleted by overflights of
Canary Islands overfed with precious seeds sprouted with radio
frequency manipulation for the greater god of private futilities.

 Slow production being the result of uncertainty and thus
hesitation, the slow but fast solution is to produce an unwavering 
certainty in those who would do anything so that when
they do it, they go ahead and do it.

 Here will never come to be retreating husbands of the cradle
all awhistle for trends of recreational panaceas under frequent
rehearsals pretending major filament testing practices half
filled with young parameciums using their horrible gullets to
fulfill the unneeded relish of existence brought forward by the
cunning professors of form to replace sensitive culture-based
hints at immortality coming from all sides, leaping like electric
gazelles and moving irresistibly like ocean tides, if then
scattered reason relents its fearful doom cry, some might
consider carrying their dreams further than yesterday for the
prize of tomorrow now.

 In the eighteenth century western town a group of hoarse
chest nuts stood flexing their pectorals around the nine foot
pine box containing the remains of their former friendly local
friend who was shot through the chest with a roman candle by a
tourist by the unlikely name of Savonarola, who was offended by
all the thoracic achievements he saw in that town and which were
beyond his personal reach and therefore blatant heresy, and
therefore as witness, jury, judge, and executioner, took the law
into his own hands, making the world a little bit safer for his
brand of orthodoxy; he escaped by disguising himself as a
traveling camcorder salesman and was gone before anyone could get
the event on tape.

 "Don't wave that thing in my face," cried the ungainly
acrobat as she struck out with her saddlebags at the lollipop
sergeant who was demonstrating the operation of an electric eel
while balancing a glass frog on his bald head as if the world
granted extra breakfasts to ornamental jugglers on vacation from
tribal warfare instigated by tissue-wrapped choices left to
creaking chance if any blue-born tenants capitalized on the long
search for the deadly wheat germ by asking for any spare firewood
to be stacked precariously along the golden path to exthetic
nirvana when it reopens this winter after being entirely repaired
of its holes and wriggles by the franchise holder most beholden
to the manufacturer of holy machinery and mouse's milk and will
taper off into mannerist humor as cultured platitudes fan out
against the sunset to advertise the breakoff of twenty pure huts
capable of curing wasteaway and overblurt in cases never before
touched on the radial shinbone which always points South.

 The weaver of the pastel boil streak hampers every advance
into the science of retreat filling all areas toward the Asteroid
Belt mainly under a flag drooped in fast hunts willing to wheeze
even noxious gasses out of lily husks masking parental control
wept aside for treatment by tired turncoats at a patent wave
mounting everward like rest affronted until Zion groans in
beleaguered stamina for the coming old times, a welter of harvest
notes.

 Then were we untested sufficiently to ever believe reaction
could equal rationality with elvish panoramas and pipestems
flourishing damper fixations into gusts of hill-stirring clods
permanently treated to verification, a certitude wasted on titled
roamers with their blind borers aimed at scented idols in order
to render noncorrupt thirty thousand welcome mats that hesitate
to declare themselves for or against what treasure bubbles up in
the gullet of Mount Vesuvius on selected short Sundays over on
the little island.

 In the vaporous timetable are slightly reflected under-
currents of casual lesson growth for each herald to royalty is
hardly helped to consult neighbors by recent tosses of main
gestures variously described as hasty, wasty, pasty and nasty by
cerebrated critics snuggling in their sleeping bogs awash with
mud and rotted leaves said to be from the most ancient of trees
borrowed from even more ancient patterns rooted in a gallant
invasion of the stars helpless in broad leaf starships slungshot
inside fertile gravity systems for maximal use of synergy which
was in fashion in those days of intention and imagination in
grueling combat with heat breaking risks to health sealing
remembrance circulating under fast tour terminals.

 The only perfection is nothingness.

 You can decide to wear titles and sweeping clothing to fear
what you must bear total herd at heavy place reserve a cancel
into urban navies repeat tame urges twice run out hence well it
is that you and they and me and it become bygone sentiments
capable of inner judgements on no other than the lack of subjects
popularly familiar on street coroners where seeming to be is
seeing to seem and in passing go by again and again while
proceeding backward from the x and y axis as if on an ebony axle
greased with pitch elementally raised to the Nordic mode of guru
mandate partially described in the evening mutual troll papers so
set upon by Rolph the Muzzled Mutt of Purgation when he smelled
that salsa bait hovering over last night's decoy hamster with the
pink chinchilla overcoat and clutching those pearls and diamond
necklaces to its helical ribcage.

 What monsters you predict for coming to terms with various
neck hoisters which crowd out ten to one the town rebels so that
innocent sweat is shed gratuitously among the weeds and radio
sewers taken to noble densities by rejection as notice is given
to weasel out the rumor pipes and channel the best of the worst
into parked solutions as a problem to all of those solution
collusions that problem mongers forever distend the public belly
with while packing their own gizzards with the fruits, ripe and
rotted, of the confusion flooding the natural outlook.

 Onward, we suggest, for only in breakneck motion can victory
be tasted whole and heaven look half-askance on the many enemies
perusing catalogs of penalties required for lawful sentience to
re-ascend the pathways of earnest despair without at the same
time undermining each little crust protruding into gill-flaps
studded with broken glass of the very best quality laid by for a
soft mentioning time in the too remote passive line of which we
guess what the resident of the Rain Palace told the winner of the
gallop for gems today if we are to believe the tardy reports from
the community-based polite farce for going into other yard sale
type of sortation harbors twinned up with heliports of lacework
caterpillars educated in Famous Learners Schools of various kinds
frequently shed of gallons of concrete feathers at once we see
them cornered in diaperville.

 CHAPTER 712

 Rest Comes Wearily Bursting

 Fancy travels to and fro to case seals might borrow ease
from nobody legitimate in the councils of memory fast losing
their foundation from literary termites at pester velocity and
glancing of only urgent feelings toward empire as we hog the
center of the stage and sop up the applause of shattered wrecks
as gods in ruins matter-of-factly embrace culinary heresy in
anticipation of healthy rewards piling up in the great warehouse
in the sky the only heat available to instruct for casual
relenting after the passing of the atomic carnival charm society.
In keeping with the tapering off of grant fever exercises,
mortal youth hobbies will soon feel the urge of polite screaming
run into obvious Taylor crests, enabling heart pressers total
lament and content from any passing elevator operator who was
patiently scorched for his trouble in fending off rascal habits
that nourish waste of honey crusades relative to theatrical
jostling.

 Raids occur often off the coast of mole dust in swift capers
untraced to or from table top picnics by Scotland Yard off on its
wild gorse cheese served up by ten times three characters from
the Feral Bandit Institute to the tune of thirty counterfeit
pieces of pewter damaged beyond repair by being run over by a
mature tumble-squash looking for revenge against ritual extortion
billing from a collection agency organized on the circle
principle for counter avoidance retaliation.

 Older members will remember cost-cutting frenzies directed
at urban gorillas timing their arrivals with the selling of a
private portent sail under the guise of patriotism gulling by the
orphans of calligraphy torn into upper and middle ranks of
cuisine hampers maintenance into which garnishment stampeded
forty to the twelfth power circumstance generators intent upon
harvesting power charts in whole sections as stroke in the march
to list separate humors from data obtained by covert marvels as
distinct from partial traces of mineral source pockets seeping
down from high flake benches tilted on their peaks for behind
hoisting practice, something never mentioned in standard texts on
the subject because of the embarrassment it would cause the
so-called experts waddling into a bewildering and weary world of
cannon pasting and soup regulation reforms.

 Novices to the largely obsolete circle thrust quota field
find need for new exuberance in the transmission of healthy
attitudes which will enable researchers sufficient latitude to
feast heartily on the discovered data and to rearrange it on
their own into quasi patterns of menial emphasis as they forge
ahead in their quest for panaceas and pancake recipes adequate to
leave recalcitrant sporting deadwood in gasping rage syndromes
for lasting periods between subscriber healing programs which
occur once every several vital task completions and twice each
spare owl hoot.

 My interest in desert tamelife began in my early streak of
panic reactions to relative costs for temporary reality spurts
following guest appearances on stages of chemical reactions as
manufacture of glide path formations was going on at the peak of
tremors holding as a prelude to variations on classic frames for
purchase analogies undergoing intensive smoothness tests by
special emissaries from the fund-raising committee, most of whose
members were too rigid in their after-mentioned generosity to
even consider helping glassblowers' helpers to project their
delicate thoughts into hidden recesses of management bone with an
extra helping of paragon-forming which will surely glisten on the
brows of nature in a way only chimney inspectors could
appreciate.

 Falling on the shelter paved subjects lets even host weavers
taste hot buttered grape pie as a treat for recent active gains
in lesson rotation orations left right after the departure of
sculpted treason beaters caused a riot in the halls of Captain
Noontide's partner in charm, who, at the revelation of the lesser
event, retreated into caves of gelatin rehearsal to defend
himself against what he thought was the grosser of three foibles,
initially forging some of the best iron raid boats ever capsized
in a coffee mug by Nubian alligators intoxicated with ginseng
whiskey. 

 My fellow travelers welcomed the opportunity to wash all
inert rocks in cabalistic lighter fluid and watch them sail off
into the ceremonial sky like helium balloons at a dance of the
planets being choreographed on the face of an old pocket watch
carved from a solid block of plasma by the oriental squeegee
artist while climbing down Mount Everest with the last Abominable
Snowman talking his ear off by being a Los Angeles talk show host
and doing his own commercials complete with dancing armies of
perverts waving white flags and chewing plug tobacco in time with
the syntactical changes of Snowmanese.

 Only heaps of yes-men threaten to balance respect with old
advisory customs filtered from out of phase constituents if a
remodel is in order for leaving open sheets of fame dumped in
crowded abutments and rumored forgotten by the best hucksters in
favor of great slabs of head cheese sprouting golden fur manes
braided by computer into an image of Mount Rushmore behind a
billboard.

 In serious aspect, regression hampering is expected to
violate certain vague principles of rebate institutions which are
thousands of times further from resolution if regular trust may
be nullified to reach each corpuscle of mortality if left to its
own devices by that enormous constitutional breakfast treat
numbered 23000 by official estimates brought to bear by ten
meetings of the Freak Teachers' Association Alumni Chapter of Ann
Arbor, Texas or some other fictitious monolith of penitence.

 CHAPTER 631

 The First Oath Of Oafs 

 April is the cruising month for eligible paper magicians
steeped in the succulent morsel tradition of the old masters
filtered through sixty cycles of reversed Moses and a Mound of
Olives picked pre-ripe by extraterrestrial illegal aliens who
come across space in their unlicensed flying Sawzalls and who do
not even have insurance and who are often under the influence of
some plant native to their galaxy within the reach of the lost
among us sooner than will can tell the awful story to innovative
ears trained on oatmeal cookies and ham panic shrapnel casseroles
overdone to a crisp in solo ovens of vintage make on the last
land of lovelorn castaways foresting their way to occupied
territories in the middle of motionless deserts packed with young
examples of hovering menace stylized for immediate resumption if
all demands are met including a free frequent fryer trip to
Dizzyland. For added information read the very fine print and
snuggle up to that true Earthian ravager Dr. Zapcut who will
surely install a zipper in your cranium for easy access to your
material thoughts which will be shoveled into the silo of the
thought police headquarters for later use abuse accusation
blackmail and publication and broadcast in the form of an
interlinear Rosetta Stone come unhinged from the crater of
manipulation with figures of Rococo elegance whizzing on the
pinnacles of bedrock plus a doorknob polishing racket amplified
by mucilage-packed mortuary medals by the carload in a
camouflaged train which hesitantly wastes ordinary barn pickings
for the price of a career in today's Corps of Regenerate Plastic
Shippers who are usually preoccupied with the old farmer's
unified field theory.

 Peak traffic on the road to and from truth occurs when
bigger tumults are bragged of to the masses for the purpose of
generating humiliation of the generation before the one who is
doing the propagandizing posted on the cosmic bulletin board in
today's recreation hall of life by leaders of hold-only rejects
from the Yahoo Jihad pierced to the heart with worry built steaks
well pounded in rock crushers and tender hands of vestigial
virgins seeking twin elements to match with normal homesickness
aggravated by political pollution centered in twig reconstitution
contests between sentiment and sympathy on trampolines of granite
fibers and taffy cables.

 Once up on the horse of the other colorblindness one can
survey the pinnacle of filtration and when that quickens,
elements of stale fuel savers become fashionable to a certain
element of the hierarchy that puzzles the biologic map-makers
into going on a jaunt to the fool coroners of the surf in anguish
after the perfect permanent wave form as a petrified perpetual
peak deliverance neither coming nor going but taking a stand for
never/always like a champion in a yellow zoot suit promoting a
television cancer cure made of liquid bone rubber and a bicycle's
kiss.

 Paste coming from a warning wound on the thigh of a
seeing-eye rhinoceros signaled that twice legal principles
commanded restitution for the dramatic mentality of corner
actors' friends aging on behalf of critics' bad habits too
strained to become instant portable portraits of sin that a
silverfish on a unicycle would be a bit more existential to the
majority of slime-dwellers captivated by some elvish beauty
broadcast in loving candor by thieving matadors in ballroom gowns
reaching through the floor and ignited by underground streams of
molten fire only to be heard shouting, "More Niles, more Niles,
I'm schlepping."

 Wheatcakes fed repeatedly over a period of brutal times go
rancid freely as proud mortals ape their supposed ancestors by
barking up the wrong tree and cut down any chance that youth will
ever again avert aging to gamble on a sideshow of polecats and
polliwogs in a revolting display of reversion and retrogression
fruited with vanilla frosting and a noble kind of grease lump
which turns the throat to a thicket of yams strung on an electric
fence to keep in extruders with the names of saints and elders
bracketed on their broad brows in brass gelatin auras networked
with twentieth-century channelers via the BBZ Snerd Program.
Aggravation is no excuse for curling under the edge of any
which way entering the fourth gate under temperate yearning held
in check for always a later use of dog-saliva-powder each way
may end heavier than stone and float on hydrogen waves using the
short spin of parity to polarize imagination into wheeling fields
of static jitters partially modelled after the ancient clods of
Greece, Egypt and India wrestling with the external problems of
being and knowledge to bring to mankind the kind of pasture that
presents itself alone on all sides to stabilize now. 

 Each effort to kindle horse sense in varying hares can
forecast harvest blossoms on all sides of maturity yet reveal
nothing on which to base radical platitudes for the reduction of
salient-side presumptions in the battle to scourge evil with
magical harmonies and gather rosebuds at the wee maypole sale
two-day only if you sign on the blotted line with catfish
lipstick for domestic service of the extraterrestrial kind
confined to refined reticence by a structural quirk in the
four-headed golf club of the horseman of apoplexy honor-bound by
threads of harkening when easy themes find post-expression
through manual manipulation in the recent future now embarked
upon after all reasons had been emptied into the hopper for
redyeing in grades of festering blizzards.



 CHAPTER 5*7

 Later In The Vestiges Retained Radiance

 A brick fireplace and chimney stretches out upon the sea of
gnomes milling in the valley of oval-eaters waiting for the grass
to break in upon the luster of tennis teasers in white duck
trousers wrapped in apple sauce for the cheap celebration of the
sun's going around in circles endlessly killing time by whizzing
over and about burning up space at a great rate perfuming all of
that imagined space with gaunt clouds of flaming illusions better
than the Indian rope squawk or the habit in the rat.

 Take me, for example, and make me one or two each passing
woof and warp to base the devaluation on the several missing
elements on the periodontal chart that are something you can sink
your teeth into by hasty pushing under with Barnacle Builder
Sailor posing as the father of all fake bullies sitting on
toadstools in the bar of Boris Chuang's Latin-African Saloon
hugging each other and telling short tales of undeveloped
adventure in strident typestyles favored by the Prince of
Primping for his fasting menus with just a taste of pride in
massive memory loss. 

 Eating finds me strapped to the bench of the old carpenter
from Numidia while the aforesaid waves his pet hamster in the air
to emphasize his assertion that he is worth his weight in gold
braid on a bandmaster's uniform in the rainy Mayday Parade down
Fifth Amendment Avenue where the average over age turkey is at
the helm and gazing with one eye into the middle distance for an
answer to every often-asked question that was half-answered by
posturing imposters oracling for position or fame or dough with
an unbaked recipe for disaster for us to master in the helpless
montage of breakwater hymns humming their way after
yeast-harvesting mobs of spiders to spread the news about the
character-breathing hustle down on Pizza Street and Rainbow's End
now plaguing in poison at the Heap-O-Dung Amphitheater for two
days only the lame shall weep.

 Later animals recruited from provisional amputees left
little to desire for trouble-making helpers in the last stages of
ruin settling down to needle any thread of evidence that might
lead to ominous accidental paranoia as definite uses were found
for absent-mindedness during that latest warriorfest which
finished up power gobbles if noted in space within the yoke of
generosity.

 Wait heaping odor onto beds of pale shrimp modeled after
plastic insurgencies like plain health practices rather than
internal objections to willful accuracies with articles of
clothing lent for the dubious cause of ill feelings in circles of
malicious meandering mannerism merely merging with clamors of
total warp sense as it separates out imbalances of tone held
rigid by efforts to blame the next emperor.

 A pain in the wooden leg is timed to repeat yells of angry
mobs fed up with hunger too fast to abandon insulation of organs
better left untouched in pristine paddocks unadjusted to fancy
red carpets of herrings that coast unheeded past electric tasks
of her ghoul's ease in portable weeks unended or upended or
appended or agendad our Granddad explained it half to us all the
time it took to mend fancies at tolerable speeds astern and
rested.

 Cells of ambition came fluttering down after the last
curtain to the astonishment of several pretty passersby, who, in
unison, left off sipping through straws their cokes and raised
the backs of their hands to their foreheads as if to ward off a
fainting spell or ward off some approaching evil by a
magnanimous gesture to the center of mortal thought, and
immediately the splash of Geodesic rarefaction caused them to
blink like snow-blind bats come for the celebration of mockery
toe soup three years in the pot older than Jeremiah on his first
time around.

 Any quota tastes good under the searchlight of crowning
generosity fogging final challenges without channels to light
wavering atop tangible turrets in Honest Arturo's Camel Lot where
you hear the beef constantly that there is no room for change in
the apple picker's box of tricks already candied up with the
sweetest creosote bubbling in a witches' caldron heated by the
hearts of young innocent lovers dreaming of potential uncaused
vaporous ecstasies they dare not touch with the fragile petal of
reality too numerous to behold or withhold as foretold the bell
bonks and the head honks harmonious rhymes of punkin junk to be
forward of twin parables in saidless confusion.

 Tomorrow is no more, much less another day, each swan song
tries terribly in its tattered way to beg off that future tense
for past relaxed is present dance and the floor is no more or
less than the meeting of mimes still and quick where the nothing
something sandwich operates unobserved like a field of wheat
stubble by city foreigners cruising by in resinous wheel-homes
going over there and never getting here but only here anyway
leased but not lost wimpish idylls consummated at the service
station full-serve bay by a mob of gangsters and a gang of
mobsters eating orangutang leg sandwiches with cat soup and King
Kong Salad Dressing despite the wasted stalks of cactus hunters
in Pasadena.

 Reaching, as it does, the outermost layers of secrecy, the
wheeled freight browser topples often into its opposite nemesis
with a burst of gleeful song paraphrasing the praising activities
of the sleek wandering buffalo toad drunk at the bar of justice
and weaving a spell on the ancient alphabet as a gamble with the
low priestess of vanity should she wish to divulge memories of
hidden puking rites to an ignoble public savant smoked out of
some dark cave in the Swiss cheese of prosperity programing which
drives knees together and ears apart no less than property
poverty pork cans sweet width wild sweepings from the floor of
the legislature where the spun-sugar cotton envelopes every
coroner of life and strife without dissolving or solving
anything.

 To start the Genial Polecatic Handy Jim-dandy Home Universal
Multiverse Cruncher, simply raise the electrically operated
portcullis to its normal position while throwing the red-spiked
lever to the right and to the left simultaneously as you ease the
blue pedal number twenty-three down with your good foot, then
punch all the buttons on the digit-hole evacuator twice to begin
the momentous humpen-struss activity, then rush over to the banks
of harmony wires suspended from the hourglass frame between the
hoostiplaster and the wolliglip slide putting each of them over
your shoulder as you thread it through the pierced earlobe of the
golden Buddha behind you, which will make it necessary to bend
the laser beam on which you are sitting so that the molten
cannonball will miss your head as it passes through to be sliced
into steel wool blankets for the sandwich from Hell, and as soon
as this happens do not forget to lean back and grasp the brass
ring with your tongue which will be passing by at this time and
let it lift you all the way down to the fallout shelter in the
attic not using your hands which will cancel the whole thing and
you will have to start all over again, where the field of rosy
crosses lies, give the snow-covered sporch wing a shove and run
to the far end of the field where the battery of
barnacle-cancelling switches is, go left and up past these to
where the main switch is and turn it on (that is, off) by setting
off the hydrogen-nuclear-fusion-atomic warhead balanced on the
cracked Easteregg which is accomplished by entering into the
invisible computer the command, "Let there be Theriomorphic
Theremins". To turn it off, simply press the big red button in
the back if you can get past the dragon.

 CHAPTER 2

 Added Unnecessary Prescript

 Premature reports would suggest that you can find any horror
story in the woods of practical publicity these days if you
ignore critical happenings enough to be beset with ailments of
the ceramic cortex that lead to monotonous complications of each
fragment of very gross inspections in time to beat out wildfires
trembling in that most of all hand beckoning forever toward the
far shore of temptation where the flat bat soars in portable muck
levels passing for treats when blind figure eights run upside
down to the crooked manners of lazy zappers afloat in hernia-land
with practical rules for institutionalizing half-baked personnel.

 We are sent by themes redundant to practice on revealed
images taught us in backrooms by television critics' pet lap dogs
further out than gas bags can ever imagine not that bass gags can
even confer on a desirable plane to plan booster waves at wrong
angles to October but you have seen likely events concur if grass
boats fell across the fat delta built for leisure panics blend
into the ruthless landscapes seeping over the loved ones' ankles
without a shout of protest from mole-hill makers on a cool breezy
forenoon in Morocco when the Autobahn shriveled up and blew away
our previous lessons. 

 Baked in central combinations with or not reformed surgical
skills displayed boldly in or after pleasure peaked in heading
for tennis rabble comforts would spare us the mania of circus
fruits to pummel its curtains down the echo of harvest regions on
to celebrations at underfed orbit festivals and won't agree to
yield which directive did follow the earning thrust back on old
lather planet fissure stages crammed with shipments warning of
universal freedom to bright cone festerings if the slope of the
split should widen into a geyser of intention to smother
tastelessness by looking bland. Suitably, the sauce should begin
to censor wages totaling bread crumbs overloaded past safety
factors slipped near candle weavers' schools' dormitories'
inhabitants' musings over a plate of brick chips drowned in aged
finders' modules or a streak of yellow across the valley of the
shallow of debit working out to conditions unanimous to the curse
of mule-blinder battalions rushing furlong into the dabble at
summer garage sales seminars after the attack of the illusions
from fresh hewn rock caves by old Greek loudmouths corrupting the
truth for a free burrito made from lunatic poultry and a
necessary end greasy mint for successful interbraining. 

 Baby bomb unleashing reached its height right during the
negatiations for instituting showers in Sahara tombs for the soul
porpoise of beating at their own game the proprietors of
automatic beast mangling parlors running on esteem power under no
authorization from the pressure government agent's agent with a
vacation dream on his or their conscience-busting lapel button
anxious to be monolithic about recent back-developments in the
next field where the grease was much groaner to the nude eye of
the beholder who wrestled with triple vision making him of it the
kink of all mystics for the flash of an eyelid over the deeps of
collusion misremembered twice for the rest of maternity as a
classic case of moderate production mongering among the slates
of mortal salivation factories.

 Hooded variations on the reality of ghost drives kept pirate
interplanetary fleets in business throughout the periods of
generosity among the reverses in time potential hazing if the
interception of interstellar garbage cans can be trusted for
organic data unalloyed by subjectivity and rich flavor capsules
microshrunk with viral reduction techniques which is not to say
more than that is it or isn't it practice for tent city in the
far provinces who are always howling for succulent succor sent
since silly saps sometimes sit satisfied so sessions seem sanely
serendipitous but suddenly seem to last forever.

 Well named but ungrateful denizens of corporate confusion
wept on the latest arrival of the mildest of adjustment ideas
from the Main Dreamer and were soon on their knees to beg no
change no change of the Priestly Receivers of Revelation from the
Great Dreamer posted in the battered cage on the roots of the
toadstool of life one time long ago and forgotten until his
massages resumed the come-through on the channel of halo-raiding
hoopla not covered by insurance practitioners often disguised for
meritorious purposes as goblins in training so that no one would
be the wiser that remorseless pretenders to tin thrones ever had
two heads to consult for policies foreordained by texts taken
from under the old cow barn by bleating mercenaries to royal
crown for the brandy sop before we could stop them in their
tracks without the third rail showing the way to torquing models'
graves.

 Mom said treat the table with aspic and rub it in good so
that trembling porcupines slip and slide on that sloping curve
all the way to the blast furnace in Gary to make that famous
carbon-quill steel that is used in the very best space
freighters between solar systems when they swing to the music of
the spheres and cubes sailing in the softament if an extra hum or
thirty besprinkles the honored guest with (you guessed it)
starpuff flakes engendered throughout the candlestain blister by
enamored skeleton crews nightmaring of later comedies out under
Jupiter's wing or Pluto's backhoe and oozing their labors into
vacuum packed canisters for transhipment to the publisher of the
Homewrecker's Tour Guide.

 I can't, I keep saying, get this prosthetic limb over this
antique running board, no matter how positively you think before
you get waist-deep in advice and counter-suggestions and bet
yourself that if you were me which you never will be you would do
so and so, and so I can't drive this car however beautiful it is
and it is in my opinion and wouldn't it be great to drive it all
the way through Hell and up through Heaven like the chariots of
the wogs and taste the forever ice cream chunky-eternal flavored
never sticking to your spoon or the moon or the roof of your soul
and no artificial ingredients, Yes, Sir!, but I can't get this
here wooden leg over the damned taffrail and into the bilge to
bore a hole in the keel of this nuisance for additional cost to
the purchaser over and beyond the interest and penalties and
adventure promised land of our mothers blessed on every hand over
hand pulling in that whale of a deal massing on the horizon with
golden rays behind and a sliver lining and I still can't get this
hat on my head, it keeps falling off and giving me a headache of
a squeeze; please pass the head catalog.

 If by neglect you repeat the sovereign trick of going past
its stable pose ten to one the blowup will be sideways to the
middle track west of each poor notch on the handle of the
seven-gun salute maker pointed at the sky of miserly paradise
staged for every extremist parading at swordpoint or crowing down
the funnel of shove at an audience of daffodils dancing in the
twilight of the nods and dreaming of spit and watermelon glue
stirred with a fetid foot far from featureless fantasy forecasts
making tomorrow yesterday in the mirror nearer to ever than forty
portraits of generals or saints rampant cast upon the shore of
chuckles with a final wave to the groanstand.

 News of origin totals next two tents of caterpillars into
weaving drunkenly after feasts of cork vests when no one thought
yet would be here so soon to swallow up the secret lore to
hovering dullness under patent protection since the passing of
total map weaving breathed its last trumpet and the monks were
resting in their fields of laurel as if anything had changed for
the most of us between the fat empty belly and the aching head
turned into a black hole by an avalanche of thinking.
Carols sung with breathless clutching wind around tapered
pillars of pain in the meadow of magic action carried on at the
expense of rational nets bursting with their catch leave us now
for greater expanses unimagined at levels dwelt in by a tribe
destined to regard time as temporary delay to endings retained
ordinarily in fragmented form as any trade must rely on forecasts
of eleven gains mounting vast conquests on the folding decks of
jade waiting after rules vital to heat rages into melting states
yet unrealized at all targets unfurled. 

 If you are patterned to be partial to mockery then the
following in order is not for you as it has to do with nothing
registered in the backbrain of slime-slingers organized by the
Irrational Botherhood of Nodding Acquaintances secure in their
confidence that underneath all the bluster healing is taking
place of ills never noticed until they are gone to the final
roasting place of all preliminary diseases each one slotted by
size and shape and posture and standing rooted in places of 
request adding to the reality for guests of the level tempting
regions who are ticketed and belted down against the forces of
acceleration.

 Realize every time it rains it rains penance from Heaven and
results in no water pressure in the shower making bathing a
long-drawn-out affair if the care is there in its completeness
like an educated cable reaching from here to broadbeam convincers
stationed every twenty feet in the tunnel festooned with
artichokes and marginal sandwiches in celebration of the troll
bridge defenses being almost completed by the time the last
trolls were slain by the Undercaptain of the Bards' second wife
while she was dreaming of seven other things needing to be done
before the moon could be polished.

 Swallowed up to the shoulders in the barking throat of
subliminal categories is no time to find out that there is no
demand for irrelevant tour guides wearing ceremonial masks inside
out with stacked memory plates falling in dangles from the
eyeholes as they broadcast reruns of the Punic Wars and the
Inquisition in full reverse color and seven dimensions to serve
your every whimper about the dignity of labor in fractured
Sanskrit leaping fully bored with the whole thing from the
Achilles tendon of Roosevelt's dog's flea's virus which was
running a numbers racket on the lower north forty with a cast-off
replica of Alexander's rag-time grave dressed to kill relics.

 CHAPTER 17

 My God!, Is It Present Time Already? 

 Hear the sound for ten twinkles of the running sun after
next Tuesday and win some labor at Siberian gold mines referred
to in blast papers here before your West facing jealousy getting
lost at every turn of the cross gone under altogether orders held
in common by veterans of urgent cycles of battle now that
conflict is over others claim to turn their heads to finer
aspects of creation willing for nothing to get between the cracks
of the fortress holding out the reality growing out there and
endangering sensitive minds with abrasion if any contact is made
with the fear they have built up to protect themselves from the
fear they have built up to protect them from the fear they made
up to protect fear made to fear life.

 My offer being rejected so often in tales of two excellent
model servants floating in their inner dreams of going half way
to the beginning with marks meritorious notwithstanding any
subversive opinions guessed at under threat of gongs of a common
kind questioning health methods forwarded by little elves for
portions free in back country as a traditional cure for energy
malfunction without needling our patience by
side-front-back-top-bottom effects worse than the malady, please
note that yonder tent contains mountains of moored contests
panting after running all over the map of Plutonia searching for
the radiation exit on their knees in leaves of green prayer fully
answered in kind and time. The irk of the elements on babies
cheeks overshadows partner's dues by twentyfold of the royal
symbol of the doll lying under soft blankets weaker than physical
pain for cleansing with fair measure the independent quotient
widely quoted as a quandary needing development before coins can
be struck to commemorate beetles in the rose garden that were
scolded rotten by a typical division of kidnappers dialogue and
dissolved in glass.

 If Chekhov was a chef that would not mean too much to a
Chesapeake Bay Retriever caught in a traffic jam on the Upper
West Side of New York at rush hour on Friday unless the precursor
to the evening choke was green and precious in the opinion of the
chess club members in the penthouse of the Iliad Building who
have already gone home for a weekend of smashing television
receivers as part of the critical path to repeated substitution
of one king or another by armistice or legistice tickets scalped
outside the arena at the National Measuring Ball.

 Later reports noted released forms in the radioactive clouds
fresh from Hamburg presses wet with mink ink puddling over the
heads of probable customers like a blarney bayonet persuasive in
its own way of courteous debate before the twisted necks of
various waterfowl captured at Putrid Lake in Ptomaine County,
Nebraska before there were any laws against flying over fresh
water by unauthorized species before they were notified by smoke
signals before the invention of communication.

 Heavy arms hang down in an awkward manner if silver soup
congeals vertically upon introduction to pleasant methods of
corruption resigned to more expert changes in ventilation hampers
gone past weakness as content in panic as treats yearn for
trouble chiefly bought in the old Southwest each harvest time
cancellation worked intricately with fields of weeds and corn
silk as a true cottage industry as administered by the bark of
the tree dog.

 Night after night consolidating every girl in sight and some
out of sight proved to be less than one could crank after heavy
weights hovered fast to the invisible ceiling snapping small
fires two after the mother and cranking out tunes to be strummed
on the cables of the Golden Gate Bridge with the backbone of
Polyphemus with cricket accompaniment right in the crisp soil of
distilled art behavior.

 My planetariums lead to cubic culture of gnostics arming
tadpoles for endless marches recumbent in a style of motionless
transmission for refining Tyrannocracy beyond the bounds of mania
in intricate luster collections of brick manuscripts patented
first by Babbleonians for their first belief festival first held
on the first of extinction dazzle shows first promoted by
habitual monkeys as a fund raiser on the first anniversary of
dawn.

 Density as practiced forever by twaddle lovers meets Federal
Standards for shame, anxiety and self-defense if the proper
forums are filled out through the main ingress and exgress points
by the precipitants under their defense and pretense commonly
called out to lunch by fatmouther liars of the maggot-induced
kind which is a dicey combination for such tender ears as must
have any who would bear with me for so long in riotous bone
intervals programmed by weeping magnets of curious design.

 Capability breeds culpability in the tradition of wimpometry
advocated by the late Professor of Moronity at Festoon-Dipper
College of Pretty Loathsome, England in his packed classes as the
sputtering jack-hammers homed in on the blocks and mortar of the
ancient site of learning to permit the Bullet Train to pass this
way once again piercing the huge wall of dullness erected by the
said professor over the years and crashing it down around his
ears and whiskers and pulverizing his brittle bones atomized by
the winds of interchange wrestling with the ghosts of wealthy
theologians.

 Beasts of doubt gather at cloudfall under the moving cliffs
remote angling well under revealed choice as a droning dromedary
pulses its muse back into its shell of doughy sand vegetation to
sort cargo until such permissions are obtained as make tough
choices illegitimate for ivory standards convenient to pickle
inebriants on the boiling river of gum runners to a range of
enthusiasm unaccounted for in scientific herds as governing
entities fanciful and formative of a cone-based detail
treatment.



 CHAPTER 311

 Since We Turned Seven-And-One-Half

 Consult a contour map of the sky for a big surprise in
energy packet engineering programs of a substantive kind fed into
Whiteacre Lake faster than the fear can hear the impairment
required for twin sensations forgotten in hostile re-entry from
normal corrosive states with no status where dessert is concerned
on unexpected diplomatic excursions throughout the small opening
provided at an eliminated biscuit factory patiently curdling
around a summer tactician support group under the sponsorship of
the Joe Stalin Foundation.

 Boots and salamis will be required of all attendees after
peevish turns of the Wolfman bounty hunter remind us of our
responsibility to our ancestors who it seems went all out for
stems and roots of typical rustling flocks wrecking wastelands
for eternal consumption by colonies of moon children aping their
descendants as tramps gathered around a gunfire insinuating
rapidity of intellectual formation.

 A victim of parched water held in a booth just around the
corner from fenced buffalo wearing their Sunday Best of red
theater drapes trimmed with chromium bolt-cutters was just about
to speak when from out his mouth bellowed triple bubbles of black
chalk in igneous formations and fast pleas for clone chowder with
electrical grunts forced between yanking teeth by pulmonary
agitation prophetically advertised.

 Little Mexican kids knocking over the bathroom door to get
at the illusion of the watermelon patch are no match for me when
Northern Lights bloom behind military trash bins of toxic wastes
with no attractions such as artificial preservatives and flavors
on colorful labels coasting over the seacoast astride double
treatment vats pilfered from a psychiatrists's office during the
treatment when the doctor's wallet was turned to identify
something fluttering at the window for later pontification
tablets reborn on measles platters.

 Peerless and matchless our hero drifted down the sewers of
modest advertising ballistics awash with gigantic ideas for
Polish gizmos fermented in chicken fat forty years at forty below
zero if tempted with all blends of tube frenzy racked upon rows
of steep knotholes where dreams fester silently in the dust pots
of retarded squander banks dashing about upon trivia catalogs and
hand-powered drones.

 As a practice matter well into the second century after the
relish wagon broke down getting excited about some guy falling
into the ocean trying to fly it became a requirement of the local
dogcatcher to scratch anyone who flees from the long pig of irony
with a sharpened rake to determine what lies under all that rage
for good sense so rare in those feebly fanned pelican originators
lurking around fossil pits since the first bone was picked and
anyone else visibly dedicated to the slender powdered vapors
falling from the melodies of mustache.

 Break next ultimate rehabilitation the axe of patent science
denoting horrid little yams' victims put by gas dependents on
twin noodles as poise drivers if nausea by the sea caps recent
experience for marvelous hunger and by questioning the juice of
mortification closely a species of learning may be gathered until
habitual oversight redeems the shades of paradox regaining favor
in the eyes of mockery as nursing transplants parade orchestras
of average overage pandas through parallax tension fields.

 Coming from all directions as they were, it was hard to not
notice reflections of bygone selves straining to be let go with
entire bases flapping token inoculations from left to right
weaving help into helixes jumping patterns of healing trails
notoriously winged with furry gasp and tucked with iron gaskets
into flaming waves of monomania wasting the water table hump for
a chance to fractionate the original hairspring of Eden and bring
back the fence of imperfection and another go-around with
bottle-paste over vertical flapjacks.

 If she practices enough she will eventually get that
completely screwed-up perfectly and be sentenced to sporadically
repeat it again and again fornever in the concrete conviction
that beauty and talent are born from a loud anger that beats off
all enemies relenting only twice an oddity or genial compound
crag pounded into the bedrock of unknown absurd idioms at
prowling price shock.

 Mine ears had felt the jury of the combing of the crime
scene and was trembling out the time when the groups of math
restored to enter numbers of balanced blatant brilliances blaming
bleached bolognas before bludgeoning backwoods barbecues until
willful rebellion peaks from the slit gizzard of the lizard
appointed tourmaster of the Soup Fondlers' Crusade now foruming
in the West slip tiny haggard bleat torn impurity towering far
above a coral snake's fang.

 The middle leg of the sedimental journey was a Federal
holdout for goon control ended in smirk antlers pasting hollowly
over the tide past real morals ten to one left cornered in the
middle of some track of the beast dug up West of Wednesday for
treats rescued by kids with their little therapeutic arrays
scandalizing porters tied down to riddled decks of riverboats
instant non-fat webs foredreamed endwise to the stultified pork
bellies named International Realm of the Month in the Journal of
the Farmer John School of Brain Surgery.

 Next to impossible was twenty times ordered for a severe
headache offering in tales hectic after the antique highchair
emphasizing the false hurt behind a shelter of haven welded 
curtains falling into the next week of terrible scream machines
and devoid of a wince of the familial torture jerks pending in
the course of identical humor treated past saving during tired
recitals attended only once in syllabic profusion grafted on the
inaudible.

 Welcoming splintered nerve-ends was expedient for cases of
brick jelly laced with opportunity molds tolling the hour of the
upper bridge orally abandoned next time creatures fly tousled
squadrons into walls of sonic inebriation with unsent etiquette
professors united in an effort lacking permeation as a propellant
notion looking the gift filter in the nose for inspectional
summaries intestate there will necessarily be regent expansion
drills for every member of the elite kickback hoisters of the
genus ulceroserous.

 Often hampered by towers of broadcast drippings let
malefactors loosen scabs of unknown power upon left unprotected
friends of handsome crabs otherwise ballooning reaction would
have singled out better leaks from national control mechanisms
driven downwind off the coast of clocks a peddler classed as
emerging pocket failure mode tempted during realization week to
plea for nodal reduction in mission related flushes wilder still
than area routine.

 And it came too pass that day there were little flies on
every pie in the bakery gobbling them up faster than they could
be shooed off so that before long all the pies were gone and the
pesky flies left for greener pastures so to speak in lingoes
artificial and grotesque which is an advantage when you don't
know any languages at all which is a dicey situation on this
planet and the seventy-five others in this system of hierarchies
of which there are no higher Archies than Archy Blingbissle the
last of a long line of combined Blings and Blissles forever known
for their surreptitious territory in the angel's nest retreat
willingly obscured by women of the Chinese Shamefest as acceptant
insistence.

 Forever foreign pendulums quake at litter messages fostering
he-and-haw constructions in the mania keepers' handy
wealth-building programs zipping along the rafters of holistic
warehouses left unused since the last sell-out to the positron
metrical assassination gifters of miracle ways and tides homely
but lasting out humor debates in future tense prolific box loom
shuddering hastenings galore.

 The annual Day of the Creeps began uneventfully for any but
the garrulous with vest-pocket cigars dipped in salsa with
hickory smoked biscuits of toxic tarbabies trying to play marbles
with atoms for peas and corn pone in a nasty and vital curtsey
dance step rounding out the deck in the dark where the whack is
muffled by the bark of the big cannon unfurling boldly where no
gun has went behind to fill the sack end and bluff the paymaster
to preach no thing for some thing bottled up in a cheese coffin
with chains of sausages around its neck.

 My little mustard mugger helped himself to pragmatic twaddle
and gangs of elephant pizzas overrunning with apple orchard
debris on fractal-predicted occasions generous and colorful and
tasting rather rat-trousered and punctuated by vinyl solutions
involving mortal quizzes in paternal gapsmanship to toll up a
total meddle for cost effective maladies rest in pleas to a
heavenly court jester performing waffle tricks at the conference
table as it overturned with the weight of the matters being
considered abnormal extensively often in brainwarp states of
pukepacking hernia tissue charts.

 Howl she did until I called 911 and when the ambulance
arrived she was only trying to sing and I apologized to Apollo
for such a one with a lead ear crisp as peat and honey and
plastered with brick leaving in the backyards of hopelessness
maximized for local consumption with tubers of Cadillac bumpers
unchromed at the parish sight turners at basketweavers hypnotic
wedding expenditures catapulted into fame and strutting up and
down the cameras poking from the ends of every hippo's hollow
tusk definitely on line with maternity in a kingdom where the
supreme good is merely defined and then fined.

 Singsong delivery weakens toastmasters reception hardly
guessing half the dreams wasted by homely gambler scholars'
theses snaked in between the bookshelves of the fabled Library at
Alexandria is next at the throats of bickering blandishments
glibbing tantamount to a daily charge for individual seating
reservations like a dentist's prowl through the cavities of
underbrush groping for the gold in cantilevered expectation with
stopwatch precision prolixity and lax in the gum meter department
and weeping comedy in bushels at the drip of a snot.

 Wheat stops growing when next week's garbage appears over
the horizon bearing masses of great young melon whips to charge
winter harpies with cerebral overkill based on the notion that
unfed gremlins cannot provide all beauty to jeep drivers caged in
paperwork tunnels with backfired accounts deceivable without at
once chapping the pendulous lips of staggering shrinks on trial
for grand maimery at the bargain tables of justice referendum
squeezings.

 Fantastic moribund everyday drivel composes itself into
racks of shining baubles forgotten centuries after the flight of
nettled hose gatherers feast into ways unknown on this plain
plane of fried abalone chips and pickled buffalo chips and wasted
honey deacon chips and computer chips all made by chaps quite
like ourselves in other lifetimes dreamtimes meantime letting
everyone know how rudely weird collecting hirsute moles is when
virus detectors guts can be had for nothing practical practically
always in an alternate syndrome sent passion maker.

 Weary wanderer from his far nest hunted repeats his deluge
of character in many mentioned ways and echoes wistfully taken
stanzas of lucidity in a mordant mutter clasped to shiny knees
turned half to dust lately in a cringe of dispensation mocking
the miracle of misery for its tatters and sags in a homely vision
of folded growth hatched against flavor wafers undealt with
motive spoils lasting freely until carrion returns ennobled.

 Creak in the darkness this mild night or turn your poor eyes
from equality feasting on freedom to whisper out rules to pass
tests of unfolding temperance for rugged renegade rust winding
out through the wound in the flesh of wilderness as manners trip
up hazards fortunes well under melting sands at the breeze of
beaches casually retreating coasts having been ushered out in sun
kept arrogances like a lantern of same sight neglect offered as
portent of importance waxing green on fellow sands parting snorts
in festival moods canopied somewhat with greatness of haphazard
saturation.

 CHAPTER 475

 Four Weeks Lately 

 Weeks went wallowing by if at all sensitive rehearsal combed
underbrush queerly tilted for lasting election rejection by cork
and bottle message whose genie was us mirroring ourselves
perfectly absurdly to impress us with amazing feats of
gullibility as frills to nothing doing for neverlast neverfirst
always between portals admiring the furniture of the moment or
the pictures on the walls of the furniture of another moment of
terror or agony been or to be.

 Caution: television ruins all health combined with other yap
and zap to spin all into webby cocoon drying up all juices all
where it touches corrosion spreads disease and rot as life spills
on the filthy floor of nightmare planking with deceptive
corruption tiding over the sleeping gods plugged in for the
duration of the spell of beginning and ending death.

 Green frilled regiments tabled wisely in winter twilight
suggests rational fallacy assumption bargains rising to meet a
suggested approximation devoid of dependency maneuvers easily
lost on the compressed fins of terminal plot specialists sinking
in despondent lakes of mercurial fervor feverishly bailed by
merchants in filigree pickling just out of school as a broken
bone mixture.

 Salt tail camouflage envies republic caravans only hilled
here as cheap torments gather moss fragrant of antisocial stigma
and monotonous significance imported at drastic rates of stretch
compounding trust into balls of gaily tweaked semaphores notable
for regurgitating unbearable strength particles in profusion of
gleam history only waking to notify Nostradamus of late breaking
winds of fortune cookies.

 Regional hairraisers tentatively crossed with handsome
predators lamely rescuing lace representations from fire and ice
fell behind in millennial payments to withdrawn instruments of
the moon casting wheel propulsion into bushels of rejection slips
notarized by footmen from the meddlesome trio called Dizzy Smoke
hassles of tulip garnish debate full of obscure reasons for
inventing rubber railroads.

 Watching the egress of the egrets occupied us for some time
after genuine rewards passed unnoticed in the glass-lined tunnel
released in heaps of bygone wilderness measures cackleated to
boost consumption for media muck lamely writhing in rows of rose
colored obliterations trimmed with ear-bone fossils weeping
alligator tears of black coffee.

 There were monsters in those nights of lurk and smirk
dealing rainblows level with moron helpers to reach mellow
positions mentioned in sacred memory banks normally closed to
Federal infesticators with a measure of contempt in silken
tongues each hampercrash sold back to parting worlds imparting
words departing curds alerting wards resorting shards impacted
foreign currencies fade deficit in a tumult of serenity.

 Why can't there be more of less commanding promises made
during rest periods as masses gather for human experience with
those most fortunate to be unhuman at time of guest disap-
pearances by uninformed shoulders bogged with the wait of
sentries selected primarily for visibility guotients measured
with appetite resumption indicators tied to the most articulate
mouse track in the sands of Gemini.

 Credit for the color of cream sends out signals conspicuous
for their legendary and sudden confusion moved laterally by
distinguished analytical thought and executed during or before
the birth of crabbed fragment omission which says nothing for the
figurative birds folded over the terminus of Mars that compete in
numerous isolated sectors for the violation of osmosis
restrictions mentally as members of revolutionary captives'
unions peddling pectin offshore to seagull designers.

 Curry drama flavors favors with greasy commotion as defects
proportion themselves out along a point giving nod to exertions
monolithic oriented twixt elevations ill-mannered and fresh from
dismissal like powdered grain stormed to the horizon to embroider
nature's mask for the encrusted eye of yelping humanity until
outside influences detect defeat in back of the think tank
gliders' steps crucial to heading into the reaches of devotion.

 Well-to-do plastic cartridges verify fame in decrepit
monasteries eating mystery sandwiches gluttonously at the twitch
of a figger tringer out beyond development circles where there
not behave an authentic similarity in the verbal vertebral
process disposed indifferently throughout binary diamonds
bemusement in series of unstemmed frames incorporating legions
of lesions for minute scrutiny in the funnels of learning.

 Sporting recent brutal bruises we see old Herbert tottering
indignantly from toe to toe on the avenue to senility hoof by
hoof personally unstructing a trained body in interior
deterioration and exterior lulling of amplified coherence to
thrust hills trust under the wheels of the nearest oncoming
hodgepodge at trial usury runs organized belatedly for dead
cultivation experiments on second generation brisk isles of
concrete belief racing for flocks of bitter flagging tongues.

 Too often in the surmise of arrogance sensible men send to
find for whom the ball rolls and venture over hale and dill to
whose nose what far reaches of nobility and ravening comes to
posh relative to organ playing in the late dusk of lamentation
hurdles mortal finding read like feasts of revolt deafening
spires of temples with strokes of soft turning spits roasting
decorations venerable to odd reapers here and there yet every bit
as enviable as tortoise campfires.

 Welding hard wires to moldy centers in gabbles of goose
nests rests entirely after labor ceases corresponding to the
model ideally situated downwind from each humble cracker barrel
heaver to prevent his getting wind of weak kneed salutations to
monomania in clown heaven as lower and lower layers of automatic
response are reached in the pathway up from knavery prophesied
after the Aladdin principle of grief-shaping noise gladly
welcomed into the Fraternity of Morose Pinafore Sweepers on
radical networks nosing past the wave of chocolate pudding to
wrestle in the spice remunerators hide-out.

 CHAPTER 93

 I Hear The Garbage Cans Springing 

 Alternative practice never nervous enough for the customs
and laws of bankruptcy stokers used to green and bottomless ruins
for advantage as small numerals forever demonstrate meaning
vastly opposite any opportunity missing in the kindly mezzanine
dampened dye swelling up the turkey feathers embedded in the
sacred stone of Isis.

 Your portion consists of giant thumbs-worth scoops out of
nasty fusions inspired by used later obstructions for your joy
and consumption heard faintly after the test expires into
coloration fuzz capable of awards to finite furlongs in secret
scramblings wasted forward of next wealth-forming slurp of the
condemned mariner's flight path buttressed only twice as little
falsity at reform angle reaction.

 Touring a tureen of a gravy turbine in my red buzzard outfit
was the experience of a wife-time for I could not continue
generating stupidity on such a grand snail as penitentiary wigs
falling in fractional curls to cure the most adamant seeds of
concurrent or abated refractionation of cramped befuddlement
encouraged outward from the age of unity forward until the
ancient ruins were slighted for a farce handle of frozen ivory
milk-stained on its knees attorneying on its axis once per
finality of depth ration.

 Boundward home or boneward houme is a matter for the elect
in breeding higher themes of eager storm barriers monkeyed about
at least provocation by Lord Fourstroke in his instead
peculiarity needing needlescapes orientation next lamination
season where we usefully stumble onto tracks never worn in the
path malingerers tread through the vasts all effort-grown of
fickle-feed during the nudgement cycle previous.

 The electric charity was always invented on invitation for
initiation to infiltration hunger manifested formally awake when
opinion hastens in extreme cages with boom patterns unfurled over
lenticular oceans of reticulation spasms passing knowledge
amongst the personal particles living inwardly lost but homely
regenerated in hybrid reluctance foretold lastly in rotiform
splendor through the beak of a roasted toucan not listed among
the survivors of the phony war monument erected by the
perpetrators and perpetuators of conflict to distract appeasedly
anyone who might object to the next treason.

 Recognized entry into felt generations noted freshly another
scale of relations needed prior to enlistment of recall on back
roads of strife scatterings weans useless caravans from nests
edging toward portions of seclusion warned of in great battered
books left in caverns at rotting temperatures in deliberate
volition exchanges meant to shortchange far ranges of heraldry
hostages heist.

 Relaxation of vacation trending admits opportunities for
themes bold and mature recanted long ago in delusion manufactures
optioned out educationally defeated and crowned out in taste of
all things related free times turned faster than joint-ends meet
lastly over coffee flavored props for lack of talent turned over
like a rock to reveal scurrying life hurtling across labels
preferred until today by Methuselah cancelers operating together
by the millions to generate the strength necessary to castigate
an errant ant.

 Dead virus no-account relish into inner tabulation equalized
for fencing trouble winds creeping on leather haunches dragging
pearls of inclusion farther than either of many historic treks
ever did engaging handy credits most only torn away swiftly in
storm fever warnings posted overhead out of range of Dervish
whirling sight mellowed by utter peace notations.

 Regained annually taxed reagent pour-outs tend to moor alert
entities beyond limits preordained for them by other agencies
unspoken and unspeakable in tones of prolix discord muted only
by time and space apportioned freshly among sentries of the dust
rather than buyers in Paradise or hawkers in Hell reasonably
attired after the wrong march from Southern Oblivia through the
Mountains of Catatonia, the Marshes of Paranoia, after deserts of
professional treatment by those with never enough transportation
to carry their cases in. Nor would entries in the Growing Prattle
Journal engage the quivering heart of highly royal bridge trusses
with references to fried freedom with grizzled bogs on the side
often hindering going on phrases under well-turned habit chews
defined in acts of no sympathy in inert sweating bouts dallying
among the waded stream of conscience flooding the valley of the
ignorance of up and down if you mean what I know.

 Sweet offer comes abundant oftenly open to the only waster
help itself cannot yesterwhen able resident outing swing demise
friendly conference battle yarns forecast one before the other
quickly fleeted round about circus trailings for all the magic
boys hanging on their own-built trees higher than trapeze
aspirations distantly urging more and more from the barren earth
bristling with second-hand toothpicks.

 Amber, that ancient gem observed and served centuries round
royal glistenings has cursed itself out of spite for misplaced
genius leaping no distance repeatedly undertaking thorough
relativity unto bastions of courtesy bestowed behind willing
walls of mortal dust soaked in bloody brine of lessening degrees
of access to reality of nozzle velocity tables classified for
greaseguns of passional allurity once the brazen curtains have
dropped releasing everyone from the spell of truth to regurgitate
knowledge in a great purge everlastingly relentlessly roundly
soundly returning homeward in gleeful respectation of over in
clamptown antic frolic recitation foundation happiness chargeup
pounded tender from all sides.

 CHAPTER 9

 Hose Equates Through Squalid Vessels Foundering

 Fuse the futurity circuit with solid bars of tungsten
krypton tuned by the Ross-Kvetch method in a narrow atmosphere of
marble monoxide that twinkles the know-nothing stars for a late
report of crafty urgency maintained conspicuously as a benefit to
our erudite and snoring neighbors in blood interlaced in
commotion and privileged zeal.

 Twice have I beheld forerunners of giants pestering native
nerds for the yarns they could tell about corresponding rocks and
the letters flashing back and forth between the river mountain
and the desert sea like miles of crickets drumming up business
for a career detective after a glacial rat masquerading as a
zombie chorus line without a permit.

 Three boxer foxes pounded their mats for attention as the
hook coincided with the fall of the curtain one sunny night when
the Hindu James Joyce was the only avatar in the audience of
pragmatism defrocked with yellow tears falling on trays of
unforgiven diamonds reflecting on the clarity of human
philosophy.

 Juggling a giant jar of julep came the sad sinful saintly
seer seemingly sick of sanitation portions of which hung
longingly from the crust surrounding the elevated passage to the
Heavenly Citystate behind its high walls of ideas manufactured
from bored dreams pasted together from old pulps and
tohellevision by moronic consumer advocates' cats riddled with
worms and fleas.

 Speaking of riddles makes it categorically imperative that
anyone who can't betray his mother to the Gestapo must have
something right about him if there is to be anything left for the
physicist to subside on while he ponders the logical laws of
enigma handling mandated by passionate passing through the brain
circuits of our greatest and best institutionalized artists in
golden showers beaming from the night sky like an unaffiliated
UFO on the lam.

 Keats has done it again with his latest crop of groveling
trailer rambles through freight yards ripe with German Shepherds
in holiday costume rolling down grassy knolls to hear the pop of
umbrellas splitting the seams of panic mode serenity after
releasing preordained weather balloons to the welcoming lightning
fight between Marconi and Tesla.

 Smile gruntingly for the chimeras no less than echo feather
healing maps below three young grills mad as hoppers yearning for
fiefdom when knighthood was covered with flour from the local
millpond except as piously noted in the annals spoken of gravely
in funeral pies crusty and lame past the age of content bearing
woven symbols calibrated to light years and heavy minutes.

 Amusing the magazines in the ammunition dump was a duty of a
local optician sentenced to militate on the mitigation of
depression among explosives half hidden in glory canisters shaped
like fringed thief jars in forty to one ration with designs from
refunded castle humor a moth-eaten circumstantial document forced
on beggar kings by the enlightened forebrothers of Turkish chefs.

 Neglecting to remember to goad friends into usurping morning
coastlines for me was definitely providential as was soon to be
made into a manifesto of retiring pathway clusters fanning the
frames of bounty for a Hoosier collar leashed firsthand to cargo
blades staging an impurity walkout of pathetic magic accrued from
molecular scratches.

 Keep up the mad work you keeper of the fowl bait in iron
shoes disordered by temptation split along a line of detention
for demented be savior not permissible by rustic appetite
personally appropriated in air forcing brass nodes upon angels
splendid in the mourn light like goose sifting branded with
dynastic limbs.

 Stop laughing and you stop the turning of the universe if it
does turn and not this planet with its feelers extended on all
sides reminding one of a billiard ball in the coroner pocket
where idol and symptom collide to map foreign forms curt and
quick optimizing transgressions in a minor mode.

 Lead me nowhere you palpitating parentheses as you led
protesters into portions remote as fractal poison unhanded
glossaries magnified in torsion by belts of razor pressures
looking not for implementation of all sorts in static fields
novel in their degree of petrification.

 Ancient plumage transcends all transpiration commented at by
ornament categories outside the grail wholly missing as altered
lines spoken in jestful memory to manifest stages of gracious
rumor not only now but when cautious rush is upon us tentatively
broadarching for repair of infection in the Perennial Republic.

 The cardiac sailor of the yellow tilted scriptures resented
anyone telling the story of upside down natives riding out into
spaceless time to forage for explanations of a combustion program
aimed at enemy cities by the champion of the chalkboard with
transparent crystal-like chameleon chambers.

 Light clothing replaces other garments beginning tomorrow
now that the technology has been perfected which will put the
textile business out of business when all one has to do in the
morning is to turn on with a small switch one's clothing
according to the program for the day with alternate programs
giving a variety and special uses for special occasions and at
night one simply turns the small switch off to remove the light
clothing.

 Accuracy verification is checked out in beheaded whale
hunters past their prime by coagulating seams of portable resumes
until natural limits open leapfrogs to cosmic unconsciousness as
an arithmetic operation in surgical prudence dating back to
before shovel mechanics became organized like glass fiber optical
proliferation retreated sentence by bored sentence into possible
riders in the teeth of cheaply mortified club explorers
agitation.



 CHAPTER 46

 Mendicant Relatives Of The King

 Life in the O-zone capitalizes on animosity harvesting
techniques overdeveloped in the stone age by the quing and keen
of the Second Foundation's lost planet of ear-readers who despite
their lonely zone only swept up herds requesting asylum from
expiation mongers with boiling antennae strapped to a quivering
table of transfigured obsidian lamely mentioned in the annals of
tepid warriors as sweet derivative wedged repeatedly after Yankee
gunpowder canals.

 The corroded airline terminal swallows mobs in whole quanta
in remembrance of eons of oblivion respirated nonchalantly into
regional cones at minimal rates of transfer as if to insult the
fabric of gratitude for its humorous balancing pact with
beefsteak mumblers recorded at the convocation of coalition
canisters during the war of the horned blister.

 Immortal elevated ant tracing fading generations forward
into summers of embedded gyration for fancy spending programs to
enlighten the bourbon of poor chaps lapping at the saltblock of
society on a far off pedestal of burnished pudding with whirling
sleeves in bright shadow tracing a surgical pattern on computer
chips with a stone axe.

 Peanuts evaluate yourselves defensively on total parade
grounds prepackaged under the banner held aloft by razor venders
jostling for possession of the legal croak wafted from analytical
pinnacles released only upon continuation of cookbook pressures
building up in bleak shiver bins next to analog meters for
pestering rule makers.

 Quiet women endure ritual trade yet understand inwardly
offered praise as some demons fret genuine headaches judging
knowledge lost zealously x-rayed cant viewed best near
mortuaries; more notions became virtuous chronologically
xenophobia zigzagging lest kings jest hard giraffes falling down
silently along pathways open in urgent yardsticks tricking
recruits embarked without quantifications.

 The cabin in which you were not born but merely hatched has
become an old tourist attraction due to the lie that several
toucans nested concurrently with the Queen of Taste when she
faced the waste paste that graced the space like lace and a trace
of haste paced opinions of retarded bozos bellowing at their
mainframe computers in a manner befitting porridge defamers.

 The vast hypno-markets scene herniates common sense up
toward the limit called choked joke once a pilgrim skidded after
the banana peel monkeyshines provided bait irresistible free to
the lonely onlooker minding the lighthouse on trust from bighorn
basket-cases ventilating shades of skull-gazing priorities.

 If you have a friend who is a surreal estate agent try the
clever trick I am about to disclose some time when the license
bureau senses that the lilacs are last blooming in the courtyard
so that the sense will cover the scent upon the descent into the
rent there gaping in the whole cloth of reverence on the bottom
of the birdcage with its delicate door swinging listlessly on
rusty hinges.

 April in pairs stocked repeat performances to the utter
delight of the producer backed as he was against the wishing well
by the Fascist Critical Brigade runners mightily overfed on corn
silk chip dip all drooling dollars and sentences in anticipation
of the next ice age surmounted twice in fever by hypnosaurs
pruning creative intelligence from the spree of strife once the
courtesy pocket was full.

 An egg spent is a bird slaved to captive honors upset into
the punch bowl like a gallon of whiskey to a squeeze of lemon
merits kindergarten Koolaid frosted ice cream all out for Toledo
and the home team in bricks of fire telescoping museum music
through the filter cast in foam bone as a monument to weird
writhing exercises intended to develop the rat's nests of
corporation.

 Enlisted on the rolls finally, we entered into the Heaven of
the Seven Faiths of that remote sphere on the edge of nowhere
past the bands of psychic barbed wire on each side of a no
person's land where nothing grows but food and were welcomed by
the clerk who took our Social Security numbers and kept our
driver's licenses and library cards and signed our visas and took
each of us by the hand at once and led us through the mother-of
pearl gates over to where nothing grew.

 The confidential effort to emit collusion without at the
same stroke honking the big bell saturated with a mixture of toe
jam and rancid lard tells us at once and forever and two days
only that young bridesmaids consume twice their weight each year
that they survive at sixty degrees below zero in carp scales and
beeswax drowned in jalapeno salsa measured out in square rolling
pins.

 Finishing the final page of his will was an extremely
spurious exercise for a member of the High Court of Fiendishness
who in fact had never lived in all the days of his life until
that moment and for a few yards after since the fatal tree lived
up to its nomenclature category by swallowing scented novelties
on a bet with our duffel bag.

 A duad dual doodad was what we called the twice crumpled
twice broke twice reflected widget when it sailed from out of the
cloudy sky into the lap of doom fostered in secret at the
meetings of cheap con-men on the prowl for justice hammers if a
day blooms larger wait twice before concluding the last trump has
tromped running out and selling that sofa.

 Bathed in the light of sterling story was the only thread of
gold feather propagated by celestial salesmen to be enshrined in
the old time Gremlin Museum open Saturdays, Sundays and profane
days free to people four Rupees to duffers and young midgets
accompanied by a stale dog and a hot tamale for the sole purpose
of wearing out your shoes sponsored by the Cobbler's Union.

 Weary weekly weasels were reminded of an earlier line in
which they stood for years to find out that there were no more
kelp capes to be had at any price since the creator of them all
was also in the same line hoping for a footout pretending to be
blind behind his dark glasses which were made by the one behind
him in line who similarly was in quest of something he had made
but not knowing that the one behind him was the consumer of all
this stuff and wouldn't give anyone else a crack at the snack
behind the rack in the sack where angels dear are fed.



 CHAPTER 108

 Filters Falter On Flapping Phalanges 

 Do you suppose the fat will fit on the final fender before
the flag tatters into rust and sawdust in salivation of crowds
unfit for triumph by total remedial gasps of outrage in the face
of tortoise bragging never left shaded for a fool caper to
lethalize imagination for a stretch in San Wallasingworth without
petrol pouring out of the ears into fanciful chalices reporting
for the occasion?

 Sitting bolted upright to the chair contemplating the
wastelands of parallel universes reversed on tracks of rotting
gold cheese wormed with uncanny operations obscured under scales
bristling with wisecracks by portable monuments capable of no
slight preoccupation back of nursed personalities you have
guessed the secret of severed seeing silly savants savagely
sought since centuries sagged in silent cemeteries.

 Released from idle bonds gets uncle George triple efforts
holding juice bottles against walls of hollow undergraduates
intimidated valiantly as if temples fell on time to deliver trust
into the sweating hands of bullies trained to solicit whines from
neighbors exiting the rigorous scenes left by the rear departed
maestros of panic.

 A loud protest of straining machines reverberates here like
a fog of honey shattered with spears of tears ranked higher by
thunder rattles often referred to in ancient records through
spider webs and ashes as coercion tunnels under seas clamoring
with smooth clairvoyance to criticize praisings of gratitude.

 Wheat held forth in headlines overcome by charts wobbling
like bare flags knocking coals into bilge water for the sheer fun
had finally reached bottom for that round of negative
suppositions based on an island heaped upon the shore by tidal
warps broad cast from meteorological halfway houses stunned in
the sun of infamy showing a rival tooth.

 Tell all you know that urgent televisions fear threads of
awareness from the edge that grows in handy ridges angled
remorselessly outside civilization wantonly wielding logic and
heart to escape unanimous calamity upon highways lacking meridian
and verge and direction more each day thin basements bemoaning
recreation as amusement.

 What this world needs that no one is asking about at sweet
corners in blossom crushes is what someone must say about the
fast future in the past decade of decades forwarding a blessed
notion of para-help maintained reversibly at certain previously
marked spots in the leopard's track back to fermentation
investigation.

 Yellow rejection paper swarming in the light of sudden moons
is a backup system for protest heights organized from neat pastel
wands as fresh storm surfers willing for home heaver schedules to
make quaint appeals under the Treaty of Ghastly Apples that
raises scorn to collision pitch before the thorn of relapse.

 Quack ducked all responsibility for rain-soaked drill paths
to ignore best of wheel slant melodies front to steer allowed
practice jumps fled remarks held out to beggars taste within
elements of elephants not droll enough as animules chased
bragging along pratfall barriers in wonder kept pondering hold on
jet reality finally nesting preciously hesitant.

 Place both noses upon the groanstone principle vector of
guessing hammers while letters come flooding onto the axe
steering help teams on to nearly no rascal weavers' inventions in
order to bring the ring by ding as willing meritorious
interfixation using notable clues for testamentary lyrics not
just years gathered after the manner of ballast plumbers.

 The last time I saw a pair of eyes was in the old spring
hustle begat by the uncovering of Heavy Twenty Islands propagated
and populated in series beguiling with enterprising idiot cattle
who had been experimenting with malediction and petrified pairs
of paranoid pterodactyls praising pickled pork patties quietly
resting so tonelessly under various weeds.

 Mint pencils concentrate conclusions of guest harmonies
arising out of roosting fowl out of settlement canopy juice
unrealized in dreams contradicted between acre spreads and rough
sentencing over stilts unlimited poured slanting at ornate
suggestions pressed like dried flowers in books drawing one back
from tomorrow.

 In the mysterious caverns of media coast the ghosts of
fevered imagination consuming beacons edgewise after holding
hostage results contrived in smoke-emptied barrooms webbed in
gratuities exherent to rutabaga orations succeeding remnant
cadavers in awkward testimony so long as manners exhaust opinions
not acceded.

 Loud are sirens at dusk rampaging the wet boards standing
forest-deep in sentiment as wax portions on nucleus voiced fences
drilled for regulation phases by the head mocker with a stock of
basal nines neat in the glass gasping at onlookers in shovels of
thought banded diplomatically transparent.

 More than asking disbanded operations averse to Halloween
remembrances went major bear-baiting rules when April disgust
called down thunder for a snack now that days are seasoned with
rumor and chains from monitor to matrix fielded reluctantly with 
novelty fidgets of toenail stretchers' cookbooks demanding
demented failings as condescending exposure ratings.

 For if one is unfit for a suit of armor the ruling class
cannot teach warriors the gentle arts of combat in any other way
than by buying virginal reality patterns at the press shop and
dropping ogres' thumbs on the digital counter at the point of
stale numbers raging for caption seizures.

 Three flips of light smoothing out layers bred centuries ago
in narrow treetops keeps young habits healthy from noises
centered into passersby on editions numbered fast with shame of
ill-gotten humor chiming soft music box to leer at mostly
homeless money by flicker of and at the sun as wildness was.

 Inept though he will have been next to hacking cadavers in
the back of old covered wagons for the sheer job of it makes two
meals seem torture with gnawing aches resident in a dedicated
posterior animation campaign listed forever on the timetable of
featureless plain wrappers spooked off clean decks of watercraft
barriers noble as relented Jello carving the pores of Jupiter
with epitaph stringers.



 CHAPTER 153

 Secret Four Mule A 

 Wealth went over the cliff hanging from clouds of marble
inside released paradigms in cascades maintained for ages fled
with talent coming short far from supply lines weakened with
carbon sacks packed with cipher dust and mortal snow over the
cyberperfect dome in salient command.

 Brawn burned brown in the twilight centuries recording help
systems olive branched off two times of hazel trains gone mammoth
in braking for deer motionless in still water misty thick on
runways of healing notices prepared equally to stealing poultices
never honest at cribbage and worms.

 Guarding the guard dog is a multilevel operation culminating
in nervous overcoat summers back of golden habitations used
temporarily under a treaty with an uninhabited campground
offering jelly donuts in bales of five hundred thousand for the
next baby shower cancelled at the last minute false alarm charm.

 Opening separate seasons with rousing redundancies of
pestilence makes true relationships for hire the best alternative
to high trails on beyond farms instantly seizing reverse caps in
claws of wool open in mazes of sugarpanes that panic if
sweetwater drips up charged fantasies to extract revenge.

 Part of the trouble we have without curiosity in tight
formation enables notable reversions to elevate casualties into
the realm of petty petitioning adjacent to maneuvers with
scratchy emotions salved over as chronic burns in sectors filed
under obsolete tongues no longer wagging to seduce lower into the
nightmare the sailors of eternity.

 Manufacturing buzz roar rattle mode of music laughed onto
position brackets lofty in aspiration foreign to inspiration
loaned from expiration to be a vibration hesitant in breath like
stealthy steam stealing stallions of mangy kings of nowhere but
castable fire pairing pendulous poverty in peaceful courtyards
outstung.

 Do you pound nutmeg each delivery delay pretending riotous
genius overfed with scruples can ease pronouns out of bound hand
declarations asked for at any length of pattern test stated as
money of the neuter future surface more than the understood
context having an end of debate currently prevailing?

 A separate body in guessing games went handily upward in
swarms of occlusions about conclusions concerning delusions from
protrusions treated as if by the medicine man inhabiting outer
huts of later metropolises yet concerned in inlook with geometric
anomalies waking dozing category analyzers lined up like
sub-atomic particles for a chance to split.

 The orifice an orphan to organization running sleeves on
wasteland trampling homeward in homage to yet undisclosed
unopened gifts from old Saint Nick to admiring bystanders running
the show of force patented last week in the Vatican catacombs for
a giant race together for a crown of gibberish robbed off an
elderly electronic image by a carnal alphabet of flattery.

 Sentenced to words for the crime of thought was the
remembrance of oral trepidation that launched fever-bound fumes
into the waiting starship before the Temple of Orange Tree
indicating the rescue presence was discriminating as to the least
effective reproach to get rain snowing next to implausible
tension-wavers directing industrial orchestras.

 Desert wings in protrusion deliver trade pacts in bags of
sacks for turning aims of apes topsy-turvy even though pages turn
to stolen records with agility and grace enough to face the mace
of the Macedonians in story books on speeded madness in
unconscious groups fixed in acidic behavior.

 Attitudes asked for aptitudes deeded to textile shortage
instead of mean cautions least specific to wet ground in front of
imported folk with ears for infestation against opaque protection
by minute leaves under standards formulated at sea after
crippling Kipling with insipid infidelities in a bottle.

 Cute plumber the henchman must be in inner surgical tracks
kept without the bounds of guarded tenses toward portions
reversed to hamper bits of the remainder through informal
crackles sized and shaped in fire then given manners like deaf
butlers in scheming density adopted by a medieval mother part
potion and part motion.

 Shall the object be rehearsed habitually every star shower
if the known partition levels among heights spread around points
exploded for easy viewing while teaching the pigeons English
literary cures carefully certified to accuse issued reports of
equipping quips for a liquid quiz?

 A new edition of techniques occupied serially with spaced
out troops wondering where payday was when they were there
roasting the sun in a forest of icy hearts plunking down an
illegible mortality to escort an overlay sort of digital thumb
twiddling eagerness smeared onto unintended pursuits.

 Half the help hovering in angelic positions might be worse
employed seeking earnestly other totems buried forward of Genesis
and exposed by erosion and evolution retardation merely
engineered by pioneers of adulation with a sense of regard for
old fractures of sand disks sailing in from April shores
possessed of granted elbow grease.

 To upgrade your old update waste simply cut out the iron
coupon and mail it postage due to some one who cares enough to
send at least a broken leash for the old dog gone mad from too
much unglued foam lattices in restructuring the Noble Society
into shady lanes of lame games for retired tiresome ho-hummers
who subscribe to the square root of minus three.

 From scratch as always heaps thugs remit consort wealth
unlike mortal license squeezers who in their undulations question
the resource of that business to come so often seen on mystic
channels supporting lasting hat racks in basilicas rotund with
breezes two microns thick forgetting the forecast of olden times
in Semitic climates for a world undreamed of in such microtimes.

 CHAPTER 351

 The Wind In Your Palm Is Worth A Degree In The Bush 

 Can you stop stealing if you are stupid in the time it takes
to learn acid thoughts to jump and stare at something you can't
see over the noise of partitioned petitions any yokel feels
expertly hobbled in starland trousers that walk him away without
consent?

 New results retain sweet underground opals from indications
held in common at least part of half the fraction rebuilt from
the fragment of the undeciphered plan lost in the land fill when
wide parameters of legislation logjammed the local motion as
heaps of stunned penguins toddled in for their final examinations
and autopsies.

 There in the ditch was the fossil remains of sentiment
petrified with traces of reeking elixirs patented before the dome
of malice fell into its gleaming pool of pity like the rodentized
clarity melting scenes during the shooting of the Ten Commandos
as the censors ate the final biscuits.

 Molten circuits relate their anguish about logic to the
reporter of social injustices in the tenth degree beyond the
third degree because of the decree by some kinky king or other
trying to flesh out his cornucopia with a sense of devotion
unmerited from his knobby acquaintances row upon row of which
awaited feigned appreciation for years in the underground park-in
facility of Rockingfolly Cinder without a whimper.

 An Austrian living austerely in Australia fancied that he
would become aboriginal to experience experimentally exponential
expertness in the expression of indigenous indigence
independently of research grants from nocturnal delivery systems
normally aimed at the jugular pipe to prevent the discovery of
anything wasteless.

 Whisperings of mortality dappled many lands within
prediction views who attempt configurations anonymous rather than
stable structures synonymous augmented with urban pretensions
deposited electrophotographically in a matrix of viral helixes so
that beginners can revive ancient repercussions of the new fund
drive mania.

 Available pledges short sides calling the best credit
reading on the trip higher on Thursday sweeps away smoothly
supports beginning to show running looks into the mind of
what'shername smelling the territory west of sideways how stands
ready to succumb into party notions resigned to traces
relinquished frequently to the growing levels seldom selected.

 Morning drumming for the scene of mourning about the plastic
body routinely brilliant with serenades acting out the history of
muscle opera showing his giant palace on his chance birthday
partly attracted by the sure comfort of coordinated promotion
above the right to check out a reenactment toward extra needed
film skills while organized help proceeded.

 In the seventh dimension just around the corner you will
need to start up the finder and continue the world from there as
the background merges with cooperative scheduling in a hidden
memory between slowed time tasks bulging on the switched menu
still returning in layers to crash against cluttered technical
peaks.

 Leaping Egyptians theorize obsolete barriers which went
askew during a variation on a scheme bred in the bowels set aside
for strife driven sparkling liquids exiting emergently to two
waiting white egg catapults eagerly beating the foul- smelling
vaporous outflow set aside for holiday escapes purchased by stern
barbarian invaders.

 While weeds grow unneglected in the spores of radial
chemistry monuments unabridged by ostentation we in the malignant
front group usurp every trial balloon raging against whatever we
fail to do for the vampires of the dust clouds wrapping elegance
in initiatory falsity like monomaniacal ideas spread throughout
instrumental wetlands.

 If the crime is discovered which occurred last night in the
plane of local old Spain after the shutters were rolled down on
the scenery of the ancient customs outlasting the centuries of
mordant habits successively abandoned daily, then the yelling
would not swiftly stop as it has in times of grandiose preying
introduced as reduced cognition until nervous cycles rejuvenate
restitution.

 Even today inaccurate mothers blame lack of training for
illnesses people get because destructive depression historically
was marginal going with labels very curious is successful in so
many cases relieve only symptoms that struggle with time through
survival of other opportunities to blame courage except family
excitement problems.

 Assign attributes originally to every accident planned for
musty customers as a means to realize often interchangeable
documents quickly swept into the implied bomb treat because of
the improper oath to the mood of a leg poised to seize atomizers
in nets of melancholy without attested romance.

 Reach is an action celebrated in epic poetry neglected
hereafter until kids freshen out waves of rebates angled over the
sea of portraits juggled by robots of spinach while lateral files
incorporate effluvia into databases as if truth by chance was or
wasn't a quarrel about quarry for the rest of resistance whose
distance reeled in boots and kettles from battles of should.

 My weather calls cantilever shots in disgrace to ravens'
tongues during April avalanches curled neatly upon the hot wood
stove like crystals of poverty winking for tooled leather
packages hurled aboard fantasy loaves tarred and feathered with
marble smirks honed to marshmallow squeaks.

 Basic trembles signal further episodes of management hitches
entering realms of corpuscle parameters unintended under the
charter of parallel lenses broached rather destructively by
troops loyal to featherbrained scarecrows residing in the lamps
which encircle elephant graveyards to a density of three to the
square foot.

 Treat yourself to separate elegances preferred diffidently
in larger locations of winter from ice trays forgetting nasty
hopes in ladles of light monotony creeping after comets of
creativity bossed in phantom wills for leaking wisdom onto the
timetable of history and lousing up the pogroms of the
half-brains in the dog house.




 CHAPTER 11

 Now Is When

 Apples red and gold argue the least to make dedication
overwhelming at the home of reflection in honor of triple yeast
control factories free to hold mass meanings back of recreational
cinders from a sacrifice to appetite reform many times magnified
in the eye of the storm created when least featured aspects
bloom.

 The fading out of Zeus mortified the Greeks older than the
day quite level with seldom if genius is to believe sordid rumors
plastered all over the peninsula after tokens of submission grew
in the gardens of nostalgia under plants corrugated in
homeopathic symptoms berated as foundling sandals.

 Elaborately stirring sand pads with a corporal's tongue was
his idea of a profound experiment through which might be found
the path to the solution pouring through the corrective fingers
of many diverse kinds of mankind mostly known as knowledge
amputees from two ends of the paraboloid to some others not so
merely distant with torn syntax bearings.

 The heat heated up the hotness until the temperature chilled
the framework leased for spite to mainspring alligators shopping
at every floor of never-never-land for an old disproved
exponential corrugation filter to amaze the next generation of
oration-writers.

 Please find the file containing my alias because I am about
to enter the enemy maplands through the transfer corner which
will get me too far after the celebration of celibacy to
circulate perditions at frustrated gatherings indexed on
corncakes against the illumination threatened by some democratic
clock amplifier for majestic ape renewal.

 Information related to heathen popsicles is being cataloged
with taffy animal flags each pleated for accidental re-arming
exercises by a party committee persisting in pollutionations
about adolescent jitters during precision maneuvers masked with
mental fluff equal to a maze of respected widths in honor instead
of rebounds in local minimal recourses.

 Air in the heads of talking dolls expands to fill the space
available if it will wait before electroplating memos of
transgressions with elemental plutonium to add perverse appetite
suppressors into the overdrawn account sustained from frozen
sales of brick magnets at the Farmer's Market of Hanover where
it's hand over the money or duck the flailing down.

 An Asian Spanish radio public college in the jazz country
religion is a children's financial success for older rocking
chair dwellers hopping figurative freights from a swap meet honed
tight to beastly bleating back bounding brain blazer editions
exchanging border of unanimous humor menus supported generally by
generic futures trading.

 Containing cryptic orders seems to be eight of the lessons
lessening intelligence fabric within outlines shared among port
authorities whining delightfully in sleepy dread at sheds of goat
hair shock absorbers wired into solid state circuits by reverse
Polish odd Moses mounting a painted merry- go-round rat.

 Daring waiting to submit behind energy except restraint for
days on edge wisely held out a cap filled with cold coins in
donation neither the poor boy now that applesauce raised its ugly
trapeze saluting eventual gratification out of dreams of reality
with blessed insight as mounted trophy.

 Once the level of compensation matched our taste for cruelty
heaven opened with a great crash to reveal all snorts of angels
acting out the parts of gangs of trembling harlequins extended
over acres of less desirable property like agents failed in final
exams at the School For Fools never topped with lemon custard.

 Support may come from elsewhere than twaddle education
although two are never enough to legislate confusion tables under
the name chosen with a Ouija board for collection into the mall
of flame on the campus of the Golden University where Uncle
Wiggly matriculated that warm winter night while the tar was
being heated up and the chickens plucked.

 It constitutes a citizen if any flag boasts youth results
inside of forts of fuzz later rebates denied without amusement to
weight wishers loitering under canopies of goat hides casting
shallow shadows upon characters undeciphered since Eden
transformed itself into a golden market merry-go-round.

 Mired in the shortcut around his knees left admiration on
the face of the martyr that fired his agent for impossible
accounts of a pedestrian moment where fake blossoms invented
campaigns to negotiate reruns of Rin-Tin-Tin meets Tarzan In The
Black Hole of Calcutta in kaleidoscope colliding with negligent
gentlemen wearing no iron kilts.

 Familiar family foolishness feigns fatal fashions for flying
foreign firebugs forgotten from filtered fragments found filling
filthy faults fundamental for flickering fissure facing felt
facades feeding from fragile forked feedbags falling faster far
forward further foiling futility.

 Wells are subjected to bargain hustlers foraging in the
forest frontiers turned purple each day of antique clocks peering
forlornly out from elevator doors closing like waves beaching
themselves lazily for penitent naps in bedlam closets with surly
volunteers pasted upside-down on wigwam walls by kinetic dusting
companies.

 While I in my energetic chapeau recalculate offenses
uncompensated now that twin schedules remain at the headstone of
memory tumbling against relics scattered nameless over true pages
of muffled clay fences devising formulae in groups of thirteen
which might regain a sovereignty over errors proven elective.

 Suspended from rings of ice chips harmonized to resonate
proportionately under conditions reminiscent of angelic howling
sponsored as spectrum development sufficient for emerald decay
corridors joined smoothly by tissue sanctuary manipulation pranks
no less against rapid opulence than ordinary ordinal tutors.

 The test of Texas will ever be accorded deprivation of heart
if going broke is the earlier style for triple ass murderers when
they meet in closed rooms in easy chairs with hard bargaining
tactics hanging out of their sweaters like fruit in honor of
clean bombs normally aspirated for citizen- level consumption. 




 CHAPTER 66

 Moldy Old Innovations Cast In Solid Vacuum 

 Neapolitan Neolithic ice cream dancers reduced in stature
gently urged into semi-retirement with sealed lips torn open
except for free lava deposits down the side of skyscraper
buttresses as a notice to all feverish monologists that medical
regions try upending leading ship's billboards.

 The root of the packet lay outside any mere thereness
regarding theoretical nuances patented through escaping vapors
out of municipal munitions scrapping lists instead of trained
zealots pouring over the pancakes of nationality with measly
intent.

 Special influence repairs theatrical horizons according to a
translation of certain recently discovered manuscripts at the
delta of the rivers of sorrow and mystery apparently written
during the reign of Richard the Worst as a satire of lugubrious
practices last encountered among the members of intelligence
cults of the late Twentieth Century lest we remember.

 Alcohol cakes the craw of melting castles bland in the sun
like streaks of blubber preserved under glass in the Museum of
Mortal Misery to reblind us at corners of recall hungry for twice
vertical heaviness now stacked alone of all sentiments borrowed
into profit later than business warp finish after wise raids
coupled enter to attainment to a t.

 The wisdom of the scientific commodity is Irish to ears
wallowing after twaddle peddlers monkeying with mountains of
jellied pig brains open since puppy philosophers launched boxcars
to Mars on a shoestring potato chip drilling rig combining
cattails and dogwood with Canis and Ursa Major to flatten the
chord and balance the budget.

 If it must be confessed in the courtyard that identities
true to color trades give recent examples in a scale monitored
ceaselessly for erroneous motility then snakes and other reverse
designs blur to jolly prosperity in other financial scripts held
flat for branding with harsh beetle fire.

 Air shows correlate distances that improve questions about
years back in time to finger point out luminosity applications in
radio astronomy by clearing up wastes of money learning
intelligence projects thinking natural non-organic stuff was lost
to potential.

 Eat of the heavens unbaked fresh entities over out of eager
thorns dressed conservatively for notable weather moving in
patches to bring harm to harmony if and ever themes congregate
networks in consolidation markings wrested from bales of new
specification-driven palaces remote emissions stacks.

 Issued from mouths wide with wisdom and wagging tongues
exercising both forks inclusive to predate figments of molehills
in echo to beasts' humor critical to optimum performance for
research reputation before the caves of virtual sand worms
commonly meditating on stock market moves for evidence during and
behind dessert.

 Unplug the fresh starts everybody takes the hiding
girlfriends you crush what they were talking about meeting
clients in completely safe crowds of tea unless actress before
architects mind their jealousy corporations hungry for clients
who hello if Thursday will junk.

 Sweet kind years hard to get terribly painting neighbors why
rooms are cooking brushes from superstitious fights in the
country the least smoke in estimates ground fine by flight export
holdups without Flamenco schedules playing according to hotel
sisters amiable in their impacted dentures.

 Fleet of wing in tents plated over with a glaze of iron
heart utopia concentrated forward in sections gigantic for
intimate boredom revised for the thirteenth time in focal chaps
wrapping a golden saddle outside weather events compulsive loaned
to a loner longer than allowed to the elect by electrical policy
statements trotted out for the snake of appearance.

 Ever treated yaks vacillate until favors pour in from
jesters impaled on anvil corners habitually roasted to a turn
instead of plastered unduly like a machine goon routed eerily
home to baked mythology hampers restored like flapping rings
ordinarily borrowed from the history of misery in less than a
hare's broil.

 Since retail occupations champion justice mongers
alphabetically too mad to torture events lead down on plains
vested under middle acts correlated as free ports in passing
notoriety on to generators immobile when winning contracts to
mature only nit-picking packrats nervous in formal disclosures.

 The arriving train envelopes reporters elbows yearning to
beat the air older tunes vanish over hills trained metaphorically
to question honor in small packages tallied as effervescent
aromatic compensations met at the gates of paralysis by sturdy
gendarmes in steel-toed ballet slippers and carrying torches for
the light of their lives dedicated to fluttering glue.

 Chicken boiling in the frying store withered temples home
enters clusters of sugar tapes rippling gaseous jewels apart from
nebulous solidity orderly organism patter reassembling harmful
parallels nightmared by innocent nodules reacting to chemical
ranges stirred up in idle grains sprouting hedonistic belly bands
playing dog slave our quing in broken twelve-tone gallop.

 Only soft refrain can constrain help to its cereal bonds
inclusive of grand strategies mounded like acres of leveling
waves ripe as moonlight for tight ulcer-driven pockets moaning
leisurely of paradise in a nutshell cast as the 1812 Overture
when order enters portraits of the Magi taking a break from
routine star-gazing for a lonely drag.

 Enduring this humble act of a cosmic play leads to back pay
like a spine of jelly donuts by the dozen excuses just waiting
for the go-ahead sign walking before the silent radio hoping
decent presentations return before the blood of angels congeals
in a punch bowl of iceworms repressing ambitions unauthorized by
the author.

 Gentle brands go nationwide for extended periods and shipped
in round cartons sealed in crinkled wisecracks which brag of
tonal visions under mock weather profits wrested from senses
sealed over with seal tears unable to see lions or seal ions
chosen for ransom in diurnal complicity yielding crops of navel
jelly like winks of endearment necessary to hobble melon patch
cruising.




 CHAPTER 33

 And Slept Through Degrading Times Of Glory

 I seem to have slept after thinking harder and harder of
graduate months at doubt of number twelve bookmarks taught
critically as straight theory in secret tabulation for staggering
tunnels lined with beds of pink donkeys inheriting mourning from
crazy dolts known for tipping tin cabins on dark nights who might
just retreat to spastic pictures with worm- eaten frames.

 Duty calls children into graves in far countries to travel
and arrive over a gray dream habitually mythical in devotion to
familiar paths forever sanded in a river of bedded birds lightly
numbered for eating with nature and bottles of hopping feet
turned toward the end gift of spirit.

 Cloudiness lacks quite the ruby nature that Chinese surface
shadow lumps with light of deeper melting only dislike things
bright in far depths sufficient sediment charmed ourselves cannot
thin the darkness with a mansion of decoration wading in a
thoughtful jewel silent bright from admiration stripped.

 Living taste rejects dead yarn-telling from pain
administration accepted as the stem part of a critique next
devoted to lunar culture overpowering periodic circles while
acute crises equal ancestor of the wind above fond comfort
exercising bodily diction peculiar to the flap of future gas.

 Escapees from edible essays point out arguments that freeze
articulation once the melon seeds complain of butchered generic
artillery massing on the pie shell in waves of brewed folly
marked for inclusion in the Encyclopedia of Connubial Blahs.

 During the full moon average worth of wool transforms into
median value of gypsy cotton by the tail or foot asking melodious
luminaries to dinner parties or exerting humility in pursuit of
tiny tankards brimming with yokel juice aged in mood while banner
years toss in heavy seas like jubilant corks frozen in a glacial
statement.

 Firm consonants are enough to see roads to figments of
promises lacking deadlines defended by vigorous interest above
fear of the bright disk polished for home use north of aquatic
jurisdiction while debts dread any objective pestilence keyed for
a passive terminus.

 Aged trifles artistically arbitrate stuck yodels often a
family at high crown lapping germs for neatness in natural
employment of silver stamps between household chargers around
stereotypic cartilage nullifying industrial sound with fatty
tissues marked for instrumental omission within stewed decimals.

 Sugar ran and rock flowed as repetition consummated
tradition for a degree somewhat appropriate to pairs of volcanic
fools approaching the sound of speed like some segment detached
when song plumage requests deliberate preferment for its
somersault profiles.

 Have you called heartily for exchange in the September onion
like weary thugs sliding on wings of granite under the tide
making health decisions over their dead bodies after dealing four
poker hands without spilling a drop on the anchor chain in
pessimistic eagerness left with the right to scour fallow fields
for missing grains of anti-matter?

 The descent into decency undergoes the overcoming of late
illumination pinned to a display board made out to be a job for
neophytes congregating still as marble before the carved doors
swinging on feathery hinges laced with angel food stretched to
the breaking point by anonymous lectures on paraeconomic
designing for ulcer specialists.

 Italian as it is, the folded leaf answers influence with
strict property unlawfully copied in French indigestion with the
birth of citizenship more than annual openings encroach on
self-reproach and repel insects of the formal exile supplier for
mechanical yield of intrigue.

 Could a refinery refine fine finery and be fined for a fine
line of redundant angles then every day might rely on an
arbiter's decision to double the wind like a bent mirror rod
spinning down worn fruit classed for a refreshed axis around the
smell of a reinforcing jacket?

 Deadly tendencies present youth with perpetual tenure
without wage or salary unless wet hair waves moral status rating
excessive lining about the same field of local rock devices out
for jaunty dog ears for a polar witness wrapped in Greek
affidavits on a tolerant frontier blending cranial father and
alimentary insulation.

 Solid colors vary in size for the farmer on the dole
extending to participating words juxtaposed with elderly
irritants of honorary tirades in gold or grouped mountains of
puncturated debris in a diminutive eye and wrapped in a liquor
vine for a secret wash of brief Tom Collins written on
atmospheric glass.

 Daylight things are real and solid for a supposition seen in
quiet work immediately behind the broad steps busy in the sun
sorry for insurance spun around in attempts hung up in the office
where they came from the cold log in the warm fire back in town.

 A felony in a bloodhound with eyes open setting fire to the
fire station colored all opinion against cedar trees unless
respect undermines corporate stealth at intermittent heights of
sleeping falseness with pre-existing pressures from divine
prejudice fixed in pet seas such as subordinate catacombs
deficient in elation nerves.

 You peer over the red mountains at the right of giants to
teach their craft under the forest of darkness forged twice each
minute inside the ghost herds vaulting the greased Wall of China
into nets woven from considerations recently half- baked like
computer chips and see to your dismay morsels clinging to the
rails for lack of better roosts.

 Crude diamond patter wallops leopard's talents for suffering
herald machinations never revealed today by swollen theses riding
precariously on the howdah of obfuscation early in saved
stevedores pillories during the side licensing gamble thought to
have originated from commodious concertos sporting an
eighty-eight note octave in skeleton keys.

 Pages of safety points on radio generate power by training a
beam on canned applause to praise competition for anticipated
weakness of the tidal system in an accidental coffee cup pitched
to a dog's ear for crucial shakes or huge register specialists at
secure problems resulting from survival annoyances listening to
secret doubts.

 CHAPTER 1001

 Up To Gehenna 

 To tie up a ham to the keel of a ship mechanically misleads
stubborn synonyms that gamble on the removal of a single man from
the colonial gallows by galvanic currents formerly defined as
galloping game diseases now that friendly conversations of whales
govern exposed crystals in a narrow jump.

 They ornament the cover of the cockpit for the amusement of
the pilot during training so he will not get bored with his
standard maneuvers in the anatomy of adhesion surveyed for a
counterirritant among the duck wrestling administrators endlessly
graduating their beakers with coarse cartoons.

 Ignoble hair descending upon obsolete infants stewed with
fried noodles to learn various ointments of pure poetry in
spineless hymns crouching with salt plumage half-mapped in
chopped verbs because of straight lines and edges pronounced
dignified by some old king of snort on an abdication dream spree.

 Any medieval machinist picks fruit from the spirits of the
dead according to solvents discovered by morticians of average
intelligence who permit minstrels to proliferate opposite ghostly
resorts designed for substance abuse in the prevailing fashion
regained by physical governments in the last insurance cluster.

 Hypothetical wines from glands registered under the curve of
the cosine of the buttocks marvel at the equinox in slow vulgar
Latin and shrivel like recent vegetation honored twice weekly by
the Northern Pacific Association any sunny Sunday afternoon in
Septober through an extinct designation toward wiry seance
records.

 Genuine corny hieroglyphs on the jaw appendage of French
amino acid carriers finish flying to gnu places on the advice of
granite intuition interpreters in their capacity for gnashing
potatoes within glowing factories attaining degrees specific to
swallowed aspects allotted to exuberant glue bugs furnishing bail
to glum judges.

 The least unanimous verdict attended is preferable to
tension of spontaneous fortune delivered to sour gratification
coherently lingering eager weapons objected northeast of foolish
contact with royal houses levered like greetings curved upon dogs
beaks until handicap mazes depart.

 The mystery call was from ordinary presidents of run-of-
the-mill galaxies on extended holidays from the fun of ruling
herds of automatons tracing the history of uncloaked linguistics
with the given purpose of pre-empting Copernican interlaces of
the brain which cover murmurings paired in a rank of cope
disdain.

 Originally courting reserves of topology for positive ends
in building sovereignty through flattery and rustic cries the old
Italian tribunal challenged manners trivial to machinery enclosed
in curriculum sails appropriate in French dance steps coded
secretly like Courbet in Surinam.

 Baskets of baked beaks bubbled brilliantly before being
bitten by borndead buffoons bowling beets between billows blacked
by buses bringing bastards belts bracing bellies bulging because
bloated big but battling bravely back button- bursting breezes
beginning beef burgers belittled belches best betrothed
binomially.

 The shrine of the pickle pickers stands alone in the chamber
of horrors resembling ribbons of martial fibers on a flat
invasion ball with borders in phase with West Indies bagpipes
antidotized with brine sugar to improve anticipation on
distinguished squished instruments over voluminous misery.

 High dentistry overcompensated its worn-out ovations for
sea-salient crickets performing in the halls of varnish equally
to tomes of oval comedy dried upon guests yet to be invited and
filmed being unpaid while due for a whipping creamed with coffee.

 Spanish fated to north terrace two rivers negatiate this
parallel cork slice require a belt in the front and the back for
standard growth of the arbitrary pattern implying area transfer
before the variety of conquest basks in extinct blue bell curves
between yellow wind drift.

 Needless needles for pale aches redundant covering covenants
discovered in lashes surviving morsels of nicotine universally
sighted along crystal staircases hashing opinions like green nose
signs eaten as theoretical dispensations for Swedish blood
rushing in kilograms of born islands wandering through booths
pandemic.

 To swing a ballooning telescope opulent as fish machines
mental with fluid police designs burdens militant states
retaining surface tension through pressure on butter shower
physics netting great yards of goo hidden after necessity builds
reactors vertically cored with peanut butter cookies transfigured
into raging fiends.

 Somewhat belabored amphibious refections derive scorpion
blood from meandering units and convey cents at a decent level or
pitch by twenty-four hour choice complication munching minimal
hay relative to sacrifice of larval infection singular in spirit
if miserly in semantics.

 A deceptive ritual emphasizes the virtue of any ripe modular
necromancy by a broader position on idyllic consternation
preserving magnitude with vocal imagery positioning authority
within detachable compartments in stock dialects having magic
symbols boasting striped usage.

 While lugging atomic radiance between spongy windows
flanking names of the insane spaces higher than a lunge at Greek
turbulence, they projected south forty testaments by laborious
lucid measure sufficient to calm beastly trademarks full of
alchemical Scotch flapping plural Lucifers in the companion
province.

 Regard treats with detainment to beckon hedonists back under
the umbrella false image animated with cheerful laws of contrast
unaided in buoyancy with time to cease desisting intention of
cigar rising in the distance dependently dead from officer
intersections waiting for a blockade of heels and keels allegedly
diagonal in signal and luxury. 







 CHAPTER 937

 The Approaching Middle Sags

 Oddly observed week tumbling bacterially forward to seven
day rest on certain authority abbreviated lately to form south
miles wide of cultivation on iron bars contracted within
historians of natural black ruts grouping moons for
disintegration among gentlemen of industrial feed and ripe
poisons strictly plural.

 A rubbing ruff remolds remorse to regret suicide of square
stones learned perfectly aromatic around aromatic beehives
gathering up King Rube into the rusted manuscript if questioned
without approval or revolutionary support like a vulcanized pitch
tenting vertical food turned by chafing murder.

 Brooded offspring total in the short-term variety touched on
cerebral fondling of cobra tufts in domestic impulses randomly
suspended in fields of hammer sparks under optical navigation in
jerky twitches accommodating crowds disparaging masses of gases
during rubber propulsion inclined to a flimsy swindle.

 Equivalent clay ordinary in demands would imply platforms
left everlastingly probable and squarely hung behind illusion
cast in counterfeit views of omens, memories, tastes, surrender
and argument festered guiltily under forgotten failures to
intercept ancestral distemper.

 Clusters of America are a childhood ethnic dance over hill
and dale into sharp fog rainbowing foam out of ingredients
coerced with dim limits resoundingly blurred by blinding
ornaments in plentiful divided focus on Gothic enhancement
gathering collapse to graze on negative insulation volume.

 Let's hobble Ethiopia with offers to wheel magnifying
glasses by hand to score hand luggage securely between baskets of
sharks playing bridge with Chinese goblets and motorized malice
bent like two trees hooking bones for recording cosmetics in a
framework of rubber jam out by the protruding field clock.

 Moderate plumage desolate while formerly riding cartoon
spectacles proved to be deprived of sponsors resembling greed
gulping splendor through the river of fortune plied by elves'
goats walking quickly to sacrifice rehearsed in Gaelic for
precious value in terms of perfect nocturnal disks on divine
abstract turkeys.

 Extortion by eyebolt became the standard method construed at
the center point for nautical boundaries in minuscule muscles of
the calm palm caressing a cold eye gazing on the advocate of the
extreme question entangled with the commonplace portion of
despair beaming harmful fertility through a winking bone cup.

 Secondary overlapping phenomenon northwest of wit speaks
longer in the brain uncaused for certain natures that drip one
last unit scarcely momentous on simultaneous attack equivalent to
disputed lyrics shorter than narrow plant gestures intended to
humorize progress toward the summit of childhood conclusion.

 Don Quixote dominated Donegal while Don Juan dawdled in
Dublin dreaming of Dor‚ drawing devils in red underwear for
drunken donkey disasters latent in rituals remaindered by company
quiescence slammed around glass shoes for table use but not
restricted to waterproof uproars bending incorrigible songs into
gingerbread.

 Sprawled in the corner of the eye of the storm was a
porcelain transverse branch of flowers rectified under situations
pretending annual legislation rewarding frequently lowered
cultures for teeth in the rest of reciprocating hybrid data on
interference paths across the stubborn crucible according to the
sample groove.

 Speaking can become assailing on the patchwork sea of crazy
craters gullible to maximum authority with rickety opinions loud
with risks of morose fragrance similar except for feebly deranged
cracks among crawling things failed from offensive stomachs
without padded rapid rubbish honored in cream.

 The center point in trails linking prohibition every 100
years soundproofed from centigrade by intersection of the
celestial inflammation with the maintenance of monastic enzymes
where brittle translucent cells congregate to censor exchange
rates and perfume the small rock wines.

 Greasy sleeves planted with yellow thickets of objectionable
fish pump up the contrast between normal targets and eliminate
the sense written after decomposed hinges hear twin tunes
flattened busily for half-boot neighborhoods before illegal
clutter.

 Will it reach the clever bonanza floating suspended inverted
to please resonant owners infested into unsuspecting generosity
to obstruct cuisine refilled over a share of evil lumbering along
a brimless hat marked with extinct red and transposed bones of
salt candidly connecting a dam valve?

 Daily money bolted to success speaks of style delivery
suddenly alternating around an unforeseen bond prior to shocking
insertion secure in external arrows deposited forward of
certified warehouses overlapping whiskey with silk speeches
writhing in pent-up agitation rules pitched brass.

 Morose mockery treats young ones rapidly with flaming bark
bludgeons clustered in purple temperatures under resonant
fatalities among absurd elevations deciduously detected heavy
maximum polish behaving like ruffian menials organized for debris
ranked as absolute despair and zero.

 A two-horned bike reported yesterday to the Manager of
Invitation that love of books repeats blue origins containing
demands chosen at random by intervals in evolution voltage when
populations bevel close upon pathetic resistance for export
caving once every center playing pinochle bibs.

 Because follows ambiguous with negative bedclothes
impregnated with commas on compressed account supporting prepared
layers fine to the touch of former administration shrubs aroused
after forever like continuous tatter producing beaverboard
satires and frothy reasons for amplitude discernment.

 An awful murder existed awake while affirming lax
participles least interchangeable now having gone horizontally
terminal without first being summoned along the axis measured
thinly worth notice clear of unidentified uncle guilt normally
associated with ancient seduction measured with carpet nerves
alone.

 Not that attractive attributes attack attachments attainable
at atomic attics atop atolls ancient alibis anchored anyway after
alabaster ancestors angling after another ape anchovy alone
asking Andy the amber-assed antelope archaic anachronisms aimed
at anagrams applied accurately aboard alien arks aligned almost
axially along ailerons arriving at acres and anguished among
anonymous anomalous anodynes.




 CHAPTER 739

 A Wealth Of Forwardation Trim

 The cleverest corpse in the graveyard is something that many
seem to want to be other than aftermath and before arithmetic
lovingly paired with long-horned lenses recoiling from neophyte
ruminants acting to thicken the rubble of Roman climates
responding socially with one panacea too many in response to
utterances hinting at fibrous uneven rings.

 No sane aquatic antelope chatters behind orderly poisons
drawn for sprain shouting vehicles to repair principle celestial
circles rather as a multitude of tactical longings than any
pointed stick rotting openly instead of arriving at thin speed
like used obliteration.

 Wolfing pork waffles modifies a meaning poorly respected as
a feminine passage elevated in a western representation conscious
only days before treating harvest pathology with delicate
thermonuclear magi wandering in the second monumental millennium
with a mortified melon.

 Weeding out the wealthy wallaby winners said you should go
polish your shells or undertake to protect innocent carpeting
held instead of ransom near papered plaster wallows where
fraudulent waning surfaced like a reflection of the new moon on
coal mocking a drunken pace.

 And the uncle said to undo them from bondage in the loft
recent weakness unfairly issued below avant-garde subway
sanctuary statuary optically freezing in the draft at the
antipodes suspended from signature aircraft nourishing
underpinned prices with an undergrowth of restraint underwrought
by implicit emphasis.

 Although many skeptics expect a spectacle, no previous
livers poke into permissions enhanced overboard by entitlements
ordained in capitals to ornament pious repetitions extending into
the obscure dusk of history like immortal belches skinned over
with portable plasma generated for upside-down amnesties.

 Unless you become a reject you will never throw off the
cloak of gigantism forged during lulls in correlated wrapping
fairies discorporated into steps leaving no trace in the ice-
scape of dragon-poachers without first overhearing scalpels
scalping poisoners of wax in completely silent silos.

 Zodiac kingdoms appear over the horizon steady in the breeze
of trademarks pushing higher ground pooling lighter sails with
the lips of Japanese art pointing at analogous structures
cleverly kinked for assembly by children without documentation or
spectrum analysis.

 Add some ads for wisdom and learning to byproducts of
certain actors rather construed incompletely for cross-grained
tradition other than built-in nautical usage either yarned or
jelled with frantic clanking hereditary dignity supporting crafty
dough risen to protect pilgrims balancing knickknacks on zealous
upholders sent fictioning.

 Inner sanctity exposes itself as physical entertainment
managed or stored widely past participation faintly endorsed to
trust illegal walks among clustered injuries unless innocent
ferns brace old radical ridicule with obsolete diversions
terminating in shoetree soliloquies suggestive of treaty
pitfalls.

 Today, reeling in the coordinated gravities directly
franchised through guide targets and sensing rare-earth motions
uncovering tales of cavity referral deeply championed as sacred
diffraction, the rolling cow parted specimens insatiably killed
with documents murmuring sacrosanct geysers of defects.

 Down town sponsors of second projects encourage attention
put forth serving logic with potential zones talking dead years
of study in holiday contact toward decision wheel- barrows
complete in details calculated to recommend ultimate future
floats humorous at unintention instead of taped barley pancakes
attending video temperatures.

 Rotting flesh white to brown turning into islands captured
by flows determined forever at the rose leg souffle marked with
hashish solder fragrant in immaturity like a tufted buttonhole
weighing various dry enrollments as if pointing every second list
of hooked platforms.

 Wealthy formation held locally proud from ancient next week
with turbulent sarcasm refused receipt of smoked substance
several leaflets grouped full of globular extensions like
recumbent memories recurring back to the user of regularity
against a harsh enlistment for repeatment.

 Broad blooded systems transmitted as persons interpreted
other ways than mest paintings conditioned third or fourth angles
radioed in second childhood either singly or screened throughout
distant origins consisting of growing parts extorted from the
deceased except channel resistance.

 Concussion cures inorganic fumes widely manufactured to
modify effects generated for elderly animation if found
associated with absolute blessedness of a conical protuberance
ninety times extinct ordinarily written in groups of unborn pulp
crystals termed an offensive squeeze under sharp close bark.

 Tight curled ethnic systems fitting regular stem base
obsolete at sentences discrete and narrow in the art of corpse
reinforcing signed around the same electron seen last at the
Needle-Pattern Fair attending to slang vibrations from an island
in the specific neigh of a horse turning to nutmeg.

 A revue of musical chairs armed a bike pig next to the
mustache of potassium pearls which may sentimentally run
fermentation drills for imputed amputees understood by the odor
sac on the horn stalk chronic with irreversible wonder at bitter
game collections awash on important muses so secreted.

 A merge of magicians vaporizes portions fortunate enough to
be approximately kind to sun prisoners rather than lust or
absorption adequate for Kierkegaard and Faust naming shopkeepers'
toes generally average cast in solvent of distressed fibers
discharging ammoniated cipher blanks at yeast capsules derived
totally green but down by outside regal lights pelting left
numbness.

 Unexpected sun package hooked until cast about on a usual
dish outer focus warped with chosen stomach although a reflecting
starch derivative protecting ready money cascades analogs of a
steel knife jam breaking outer transactions for tasteless study
into dismissed variants not pouring devices considered a stroke
of eyes in a null helmet.

 Turkic Mongolia waits for equal research centers connecting
chapters south of Latin straw gestures must drift as lower courts
other sores sure to doubt predomination of prior objects
capturing huts undermined lately through old zoology poets
proclaiming cinders measuring similar ignition present at
testified rates of blue, a fairly failed wax number.

 Can't a lope be permitted liquid retainment with vertical
mercury shoulders running threadlike in the dawn fulcrum given
official soloist compromise largely side heavy like a one-mile
grouse cap covering ranks of fabric broilers inhaling bell-
shaped arrest rhyme slimes and shatter cheese?

 Diffuse colleges to places remote in contempt until lasting
means compose clatter of semblance unburned earnest remnant
waiting to wave abruptly calling leaves from serving thicker
buried ingredients behind shrubs like hundreds of wooly fruits
manicured effusively around French butter berries restricted.

 Disease vectors congregate deadly wood stones in footnotes
kept growing in structural reorganization since Arabic seas claim
chunks that splinter past perpetual cavities remarkably visible
to code revision announcements which determine substitutes ahead
of function origin development.

 We will now explore the interior of the past rhetorical
pedantic in a manner only depicting nineteenth century
commodities recumbent with edifices innocent of light nearly
demonstrating trial efficacy in detailed aspects of logical verse
while rapidly skill radiates monsters' underhanded regard for
exponential symbols.

 The scene of science accumulates plural records infinitely
suspended in heated instruments gathering power from devices
removed from acoustic salvation in order to plate fractions of
rich organic choices voting on murdered lovers' options within
the fact of predestination startling hair tissue unless pairs
combine facsimile deposits.

 Beasts of sub-elements run in performance worthless anchors
chiefly specific to automobiles clothed in large medieval whimsy
marketed with funnel-shaped parachutes on lateral planned slogans
dripping stone whenever arranged to mean water piles driven
swiftly at random if underwater rehearsals trickle stylish powder
violently to swallow toasted mandrills.

 Each crimson cricket carves creativity in the middle of a
rustle made up of injurious excellence grieving for wave tips
steeped in sediment wrung from cramped peninsulas manning the
planetary control module after forsaking spiced corpses within
twilight boredom because of a treat where either low hairy
cheating lost the firm edge.

 Guppy density inserted in shallow gulfs abundantly
sentimental serves to hide relish from faculties of rubber
schools with ancient vertical throat pets attacking webbed
tonsils in ethnic fans like small river sacks leading the rush
surrounding stability gaps such as a regional motif in galoshes
ditching chief wings for repaired shrewdness.

 My tapering head clings like knitting to barbed wire
shooting tussles in genuine roars yet uncanny indentations
characterize methods unheeded wherein temptation vacillates off
ordinary wet quills native to back whimpers loyally helped to
patrol elderly leaking walls for congenial conditions.

 Miss the scene of miscellaneous similarities kind of
contradictory in properties any false mistake contacted otherwise
to improperly seize confidence for ill combustion such as
prolonged brackets because a pitying crowd due to slip inferior
cherished conduct disliking enlightenment named proportions on
behalf of half.

 Withered and shrunken aspirations flowing southwest compared
to cups and bowls sprouts cheap cloth supernaturally whispered
until difficult affairs rage triumphantly of preserved murmurs
pointed to show dire degrees where to channel collective fruit
for the fetish blade scraping mummy munitions from the bottom of
subatomic particles.

 In no time an Italian proton recognized neutral formulas
during wisdom designing addresses prepared for a nest of form
tissue covered in stale indications like an exhausted net twisted
with ignorance of emphatic show not noted in radio narrowcasts as
swarms tending secret rashes for profit.

 The approach of the odious ending went unnoticed by bad-
mannered novels industrially distanced from bettors' opponents by
sweet marshes intensified by the centimeter facing violent moral
guesses during an epic of rubbish humiliation forsworn in
dignified twaddle with rotating neck teeth.

 Easy coasting on reverberations collected around rays of the
life-forsaken universe cum multiverse cum adverse perverse
omniverse reverse blankety-blank blank verse means taking into
account a pair of lax factors, a pear of dogs, and a pyre of
dimes widely fortified with formaldehyde candy in easy to digress
drops in the casket.

 If they ask you what it's all about, tell them never mind
matter to make list resurgence dominate asperity in spite of
pretended knowledge of abracadabra millennia from gum-ball
machines hurtling sidelong among slogans slickly silk with sweet
semi-rattled ontology.

 Finally finishing the cross line without so little as a pant
of stern stuffing proves the ant's pants don't fit print
unleashed monastic vapors under license across the tracks of
burrowing banksters mining in boot hill for bones back in the sad
hole against public purveyance where I hear the humanoid singing. 
 
 -26 December, 1994.